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Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by robbie380, Nov 27, 2009.

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  1. The Real Shady

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    The Gatorade Tiger drink is half off at Randalls. I stocked up. :grin:
     
  2. Shroopy2

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    Knowing that they're not going for accuracy here, this like Keenan Ivory Wayans as Barack Obama in a biographic movie or something...
     
  3. BetterThanEver

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    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

    Santa stops after 3 ho's.
     
  4. The Real Shady

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    I think that was on like page 5. Nice try though. ;) :grin:
     
  5. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Folks, Tiger's Wood is real.

    No idea who that woman in the background is supposed to be though.
     
  6. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    "I'm playing p*rn-Elin," an ecstatic Kross tweeted.

    Gloria Allred
     
  7. BetterThanEver

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    For the p*rn mistresses, why don't they use the same actresses that he slept with? Wouldn't it be more realistic? :)
     
  8. Rocket River

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    Will be in post production by the end of the weekend
    and
    in stores in time for New Years
    *grin*

    Rocket River
     
  9. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    exactly, how long does it take to make a porno, I was thinking the same thing reading that article.

    its like the "nailin palin" video came out before the election i think
     
  10. smoove shoez

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    His name is not Tiger any more its cheetah.
     
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    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I looked for this but couldn't find it in the thread - I had heard somewhere that Tiger is apparently hiding out on his yacht, watching cartoons all day long, LOL!
     
  13. platy

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    isn't he back with his first mistress?
     
  14. Hilltopper

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    Tiger Woods shirtless and pumping iron in Vanity Fair: How the golf pro kept his adultery undercover


    BY Corky Siemaszko
    DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2...umping_iron_in_vanity_fair.html#ixzz0bfdtcbUO


    Here's Tiger Woods finally looking like the sex-crazed cad we know he is.

    Showing off his guns and abs and glaring at the camera, Woods looks nothing like the good guy of the greens in Annie Liebowitz shots gracing the February cover of the latest issue of Vanity Fair.

    The menacing shot - never before seen - was taken in January 2006, long before the world learned the married father of two cheated on his wife with as many as a dozen women.

    In the accompanying article, Buzz Bissinger interviews some of the reporters who covered Woods for years to find out how the golf great kept his catting around under wraps for so long.

    Bissinger also revisits the embarrassing interview that a then-21-year-old Woods gave to Charles Pierce of GQ magazine in 1997. Woods joked about lesbian sex and the endowments of black athletes - the kind of gaffe he never repeated once he signed with super agent Mark Steinberg.

    Golf blogger Joe Logan says Woods listened to his handlers and became the Sphinx of the links.

    "Tiger learned very well to talk forever and say nothing," Logan says.

    Michael Bamberger of Sports Illustrated said that as a partly black man in a white man's game, Woods learned how to fly below the radar.

    "What seems clear now is that he lived a very abnormal life all his life in a sport in which guys are very conventional," he says. "And if you are not conventional, you get ostracized right away."

    Woods even kept other golfers at arm's length, "though he was always affable, never antagonistic," writes Bizzinger.

    As the story hit newsstands on Wednesday, Elin Nordegren - Woods' scorned spouse - has been celebrating her 30th birthday far from her husband in the French Alps.

    While it has been widely reported that the Woods marriage is on the rocks and Nordegren has been photograph sans her wedding ring, new photos purportedly showing the Swedish siren wearing her wedding band have surfaced - sowing more confusion in the ever-evolving Tiger Tale.

    Woods has shed no new light on what's going on.

    Nordegren has reportedly told pals that her philandering husband left a cool $300 million in her Christmas stocking.

    The report, in Britain's News of the World, said it's all part of Nordegren's plan to get hers - and keep their two kids in comfort - in a coming divorce battle.

    Woods has not seen his two children - Sam, 2, and 10-month-old Charlie - for more than a month and had to mail them their Christmas presents, a source told the paper.

    Photographs in The Daily News over the weekend captured a carefree Nordegren hitting the slopes at France's Chamonix ski resort, a wintry wonderland where the rooms cost $8,000-a-night.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2...umping_iron_in_vanity_fair.html#ixzz0bfdqSZMV
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    OMG! Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident?!?!? I hope it's not that serious. :(
     
  16. Rocket River

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    Funk It!

    Tiger is not official REAL!
    Not the plastic artificial personality before
    This is a better person

    Well . . he is *a* person

    Rocket River
    We all want the Euphemism
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    Well, HITLER was also *a* person. :eek: And so is each one of the entire Utah basketball team... I could go on and on about "he is *a* person"... ;)
     
  18. BrooksBall

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    Tiger Woods is relevant because he's a great golfer - the best of all-time.

    I couldn't care less about what he does off the course.

    There is only going to be one difference when he eventually returns to the links.

    He's going to continue piling up victories but, this time around, he's going to bang the runner-up's wife afterwards.
     
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  19. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    i'm just waiting for the first time he returns, his first tee-off, and as hes about to swing, some yells "cheater!" i can see him going off as he typically does. should be funny
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    :rolleyes: Classy!
     

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