Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident

maybe it was food poisoning but I doubt they are able to go out to eat anywhere without paparrazi hounding them.

I would rather my daughter be happily married over being married to a terrible husband/father that happens to be a billionaire

 

that makes no sense.

 

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then Comment:
If you enjoyed reading this mockery of Tiger Woods' voicemail, personalize the same message as your status and comment on it like this.

:grin:

I already had a few people change their status... pass it on...

 

That was surprisingly hilarious.

 

Me too.
1. Mom didn't choose who daughter married
2. Daughter's life now topic of cruel international comedy

Yeah, a bad year for this Mom, no matter how much flipping $ is involved.

 

I would have thought so too, but I think we would have seen the photos by now.

 

That's such a stupid, shallow thing to say. Money can't make her any less disappointed in her son-in-law, or sorry for her daughter and grandchildren.

 

Uhh...yeah ok, since thats all that matters.

I'd love if my daughter married rich, but got physically abused...it would be sooooo worth it!

 

That SNL skit was the funniest thing I've seen them do in years. Too bad it happens because of real events that destroy a family.

 

I wish ESPN would shut the hell up about this story today. It is his mother in law and she was in stable condition. Now she is out. Why do they keep trying to update this story? Lets talk sports.

 

It appears my post has been misinterpreted.

No, I don't feel sorry for her, but it's not because she has access to Tiger's billions. It's because any idiot could have seen this coming - does anyone here watch the freeking news? Rich athletes cheat ALL THE TIME. Duh.

 

You're not helping yourself with this clarification.

 

LOL.
I request a further clarification from rhad. :grin:
Would you have felt sorry for this woman at
the moment her daughter showed her an engagement ring?

daughter: "Tiger popped the question!"
mom: "I just threw up in my mouth a little."
rhad: "That's what I'm talking about. Don't call me when news of him banging a back nine's worth of trollops is in the world news."
mom: "Okay."
daughter: LOLWUT?

 

If reports are correct that wood's wife moved out, what is her mom still doing at his place?

 

I'm sorry, i'm still not quite understanding you.

 

She should have known better. If I got married to a p*rn star, I'd probably be called an idiot if a year or two later I was 'devastated" because it turns out she cheated on me with the well-endowed thadeus.

I mean, do I need to list a whole bunch of very wealthy athletes who have now admitted to cheating on their spouses? **** - you married a ****ing celebrity; what an absolute shocker that the marriage might not last.

 

The b**** deserved it.

 

Please do. I'd be curious to see what percentage of rich athletes cheat on their spouses compared to the general population. To clarify, your position is that if someone is rich, you should automatically assume they are going to cheat on their spouses, and you are stupid if you don't?

 

This is what I said earlier. I think the percentages are pretty much the same. You don't need to be rich to cheat. Are the white trash people on Jerry Springer rich?

 

I apologize, still not following.