First thought, 22 pages. That's a lot of paperwork. Second thought. No Skid Marks. Tiger did not shiot his pants as reported. Third thought. "Bro" for Hairstyle and "Bro" for eye color. We've got some racist cops at work here. Fourth Thought, the valet's actions and testimony are very suspicious.
I read the report and that is a very click bait title. They explain fully why they do not think he has intoxicated and the pill bottle was in a backpack. His pupils were not dilated or strange. The paramedic said his combativeness was normal for someone in shock.