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Tiger Woods is in a Car Crash

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DFWRocket, Feb 23, 2021.

  1. ThatBoyNick

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    You got a french ass cousin?

    Dang I wish I was cultured like that.
     
  2. J.R.

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    First of all, because of his relatively poor color vision, the color of the laser pointer did not factor into the crash. This is particularly true since the contrast of the bright laser against the comparatively light background was not so intense. But the cat nip on the other hand may have allegedly stimulated a Predatory Response, Authorities are waiting on the toxicology report.
     
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  4. tinman

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    I’m currently watching his HBO documentary
     
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    Wow glad he’s still alive .
     
  7. TheRealist137

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    That car was a luxury SUV, not some basic Hyundai. Genesis GV80, top of the line luxury Hyundai with advanced airbags and safety features. That's why he is alive.
     
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    I don’t understand not drawing blood. He’s at the hospital, seems like it would be standard procedure. It could possibly be useful in the investigation.
     
  9. tinman

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    They rebranded as Genesis so they have their own dealerships. Like Lexus and Toyota.
    I’m sure he rode in a decked out one
     
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    Don’t be a stupid person.


    DD

    ;)

    Glad he’s still alive.

    Shattered ankle, broken legs, that is brutal, that is awful.
     
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    nope, totally agree. weak attempt at some gallows humor, I'm glad he's alive and hopefully his injuries are limited to the lower extremities with no serious internal injuries
     
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    He was driving a Genesis SUV. They sponsored the the PGA event over the weekend and they were pimping their first SUV
     
  15. ThatBoyNick

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    Oh **** that's got to suck. I imagined from a thing like that he would have been out.
     
  16. B-Bob

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    Yeah, he's done. Glad he survived the wreck and that nobody else was hurt.
     
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    TMZ reported that people saw him leave the hotel driving very fast and the road he was dangerous if you aren’t careful.
    That’s amazing that he’s still alive, the seat belt and safety system saved him.
     
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    I was looking at their G80 and G90 car videos the other day. I love the quad headlight pattern, but Lord, it's like Genesis/Hyundai couldn't find a way to get even more grille on that car. I thought Audi grilles were comical, but damn.
     
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  20. Sajan

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    Have you seen the recent Toyota and Lexus?
    Or BMW? Go look at the 7 series. Disgusting.
     
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