http://images2.dailykos.com/images/user/2563/teabaggerpledge.pdf The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights. I will complain about the destruction of my 2ndAmendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also, I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following: ● Social Security ● Medicare/Medicaid ● State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP) ● Police, Fire, and Emergency Services ● US Postal Service ● Roads and Highways ● Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA) ● The US Railway System ● Public Subways and Metro Systems ● Public Bus and Lightrail Systems ● Rest Areas on Highways ● Sidewalks ● All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009federal senate appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf) ● Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!) ● Public and State Universities and Colleges ● Public Primary and Secondary Schools ● Sesame Street ● Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children ● Public Museums ● Libraries ● Public Parksand Beaches ● State and National Parks ● Public Zoos ● Unemployment Insurance ● Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services ● Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them) ● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them) ● Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions) ● Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking ● Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies ● Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies ● If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to: ● Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History ● The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments ● The government-operated Statue of Liberty ● The Grand Canyon ● The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials ● The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery ● All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare. I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America. I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army. I will protest socialistsecurity departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees. Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks. Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die. SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR ______________. ___________________________ ___________________________ Signed Printed Name/Town and State
For those Libertarians who are not teabaggers. We have the following oath" "As a proud follower of libertarian principles, I, too, swear to the above oath. I swear this based on my honor as a libertarian. Note a few of the confused believe that they are both Libertarians and Christians. They can swear on the Bible, though such oaths will be given limited weight.
But the nuts at your protests against imaginary bogey men are. Gotcha. You have aligned yourself with a clubhouse of whack jobs that make LaRouchites seem sober. You must be having a mid-life crisis or something. "I'm pissed about my taxes being raised... oops, I mean lowered." "I'm not going to take this socialist health care anymore... oops, I mean Medicare." "I'm mad about all these positions for Russian czars and land barons (LOL) that Obama created... oops, I mean Reagan." "I'm furious that the POTUS wasn't born in the USA... oops, I mean I'm a dumbass of epic proportions." Sorry thumbs, you don't get to ally yourself with the least informed, most idiotic protestors in our modern history and then act offended when you receive the commensurate ridicule. You brought this on yourself.
I have to hand it to Batman Jones....I know we don't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff and I do think you are way too out in the left. But wow, that post just crushed the right-wing conservatives on here. They can't even respond. Thumbs has his tail between his legs. Impressive post Batman, probably the best one I've seen on D&D in a while.
Lou: If you meant the OP, I didn't write that. It's from a daily kos commenter. I put the link at the top of the post. But you're still free to rep me anyway.
This wasn't an email forward; it was an article on Daily Kos. Also, I didn't pretend I wrote it myself as basso is wont to do. Furthermore it had the distinction of being both funny and true, traits lacking in pretty much anything basso has ever posted here.
Okay, I can get a chuckle out of this but isn't socialism about state ownership of the means of production and distribution rather than being about publicly funded parks and roads, public safety considerations and other public conveniences?
hey, it's the back slappin' BBS liberals at it again! regurgitate Kos, laugh, repeat! awesome many liberals here are quite hypocritical. Leftie protestors = good, right protestors = "whack jobs". mmmmkay
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I can't rep you. I am not a contributing member and I doubt I ever will be after my history, but I would if I was.