The room was spinnin' and we were all laughing trying to get our clothes off. Jenny fell over trying get her Uggs off. And then somebody threw up in the bed.
Furiously cranking it while you hide in your sisters closet listening to your sister and her friend talk about their feelings does NOT count as a threesome. On a side note, based on your posting history the girls were either very young and don't know what being satisfied really is OR they were both very let down. I don't think you can handle one woman, so forget about two.
Oh, you guys. Yeah, they were young....but so am I. It happened. Sorry if I offened any of the old married guys. (or fat virgins)
I almost had one the week that Houston had no power. One of the girls was a somewhat dirty chick I had already gig'd (she had huge goozers), the other was one that I was definitely scared of (semi-professional w**** status) - even with protection I would be rolling the dice. Luckily I wasn't that drunk anymore (it was past 5 a.m.) so I ducked out. No regrets. If you can accomplish it without worries then Godspeed. But you've got to post the details. Preferably with pics.
Exactly. Unless there's pics, I'll go ahead and assume he was just talking about a glorified yank sesh
As a general rule, if you brag on the internet about having a threesome.....you didn't really have a threesome. When did Clutchfans become so gullible?
Even if you did have a threesome, you should know posting it on clutchfans is going to get you criticized or get pics or it didn't happen posts. No point to even posting it...
