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Three guys walk into a bar

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jul 13, 2015.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Bartender: You all want a beer?
    guy #1: I don't know
    guy #2: I don't know
    guy #3: yup, we all want beers.

    love jokes like this. just saw it on reddit. made my brain think for a little bit.
     
    #1 hotballa, Jul 13, 2015
  2. cheke64

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    guy #4 For free?
     
    #2 cheke64, Jul 13, 2015
  3. dragician

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    4th guy must be pinoy.
     
    #3 dragician, Jul 13, 2015
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    I guess we have a different sense of humor.
     
    #4 juicystream, Jul 13, 2015
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    Not funny
     
    #5 MrBear1, Jul 13, 2015
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    A Plumber, a Doctor, and a Rabbi were...

    Oh never mind...:p
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    #6 BamBam, Jul 13, 2015
  7. MrBear1

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    He told the jokE wROng
     
    #7 MrBear1, Jul 13, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
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    So riddles are jokes now?
     
    #9 CCorn, Jul 13, 2015
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    That's just terrible, that joke.
     
    #10 Buck Turgidson, Jul 13, 2015
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    The bartender is Bobby Sura and he faints!
     
    #11 plcmts17, Jul 13, 2015
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    You confused the joke by using "you all." Should have stuck with "does everyone want a beer?" or even "Do all of you want a beer?"

    It's a logic joke and (1) Texans don't use "you all" (2) "you all" and "y'all" are indefinite pronouns so the joke doesn't make sense as written.
     
    #13 bobloblaw, Jul 13, 2015
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    Funny. That's the priest that married my wife and I. I showed my wife just because I thought it was funny, and she said Father Peter! Dagnabbit she was right upon closer inspection. Too funny.
     
    #14 twhy77, Jul 13, 2015
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    I busted out the truth tables to solve this riveting riddle. The answer is 13. Very clever OP but not clever enough to penetrate my superior lintellect.
     
    #15 RedRedemption, Jul 13, 2015
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    I don't get it. Someone explain to this dummy please.
     
    #16 Harrisment, Jul 13, 2015
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    bartender asks if everyone wants a beer, guy #1 and #2 don't know if EVERYONE wants a beer but they do know they want one otherwise they would have said no
     
    #17 hotballa, Jul 13, 2015
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    I read "you all" as "yall" and didn't understand. Now I understand, but I wish I didn't. This "joke" sucks.
     
    #18 Haymitch, Jul 13, 2015
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    I'm one of those that laughs way later because I just got it.
     
    #19 Jontro, Jul 13, 2015
  20. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Must be a slow Monday at the business

    You're Mexicans workers can crack better jokes?
     
    #20 FTW Rockets FTW, Jul 13, 2015
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