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This Thread Has No Humor In It

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Jan 21, 2001.

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  1. ROCKETBOOSTER

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    It is bleak as hell when a thread has two Siberian school board members(Rimbaud,Mango) in it.

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  2. SpaceCity

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    Actually Sam,
    That is damn hilarious.

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  3. Dr of Dunk

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    Get out of this post. You don't belong! [​IMG]

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  4. SirCharlesFan

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    Hakeem Olajuwon's contract. There is definitely nothing funny about it.

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  5. oeilpere

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    This has gone on long enough.

    This is not funny. I mean it. This is definitely not funny. At first I thought it was going to be kinda funny. Then after reading a couple posts it sounded like it would be semi-funny. Then it slipped all the way to maybe funny.

    But now this is totally NOT funny.

    Some might say it is even unfunny. A negative step toward humor in a very, cleverly disguised but blatantly unhealthy way.

    Some people may take this thread the wrong way. They may be looking for something funny. Excpecting a punchline at the end or something as equally predictable. But I skipped to the end. It's not there.

    Someone, I know at least one someone reading this thread, when they realize that it is not funny, well .... they could take matters into their own hands. There could be a lawsuit in here somewhere. I am surprised you administrators didn't think of that.

    Yeah. Now it's not funny! Right. Now you're starting to see the error of your ways. Uh,Huh!

    (Although, I must confess, it does appear to be more funny if read while eating Cheetos and drinking Tequila!)

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  6. SmeggySmeg

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    An Oeilpere Drunk Post is most definitely UN-Funny

    PS I have a meeting today from 11 till 4 now that is clearly not funny

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  7. R0ckets03

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    DOD posts are pointless and never ever funny! [​IMG]

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  8. Rocketman95

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    I have to see Antitrust and Double Take this week.
     
  9. Mango

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    It is fitting that ROckets03 has three posts in a thread that isn't funny.

    Mango

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  10. Rockets R' Us

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    Denver being ahead of us in some sports polls is definately not funny. Also, us having to wait for something to happen with Dream's not funny.

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  11. Francis3422

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    Stepping in dog poop.... not funny
    Being Hungover.... Not funny
    The chicken crossing the road joke.... not funny.

    BUT THE "NOT FUNNY" thread is very funny!

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  12. Nomar

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    Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, Let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that you partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

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    The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
     
  13. slcrocket

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    "Deep Thoughts" are not funny. Well, they're kind of funny...

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