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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Your next column,

    "[Full Page, In Depth Graphics] YaosDirty Spread, but it's not what you think!"
     
  2. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Contributing Member

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    Trump voter?
     
  3. YaosDirtyStache

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    I'd rather start a team full of 12 Terrence Jones clones than ever vote for Trump.
     
  4. Hank McDowell

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    This is a great idea. You should definitely contact ALL of the news channels, but why stop there? If I were you, I would plan to contact all of the TV and radio stations as well. I mean all of them. Globally. In fact, you should start on this right away. God speed!
     
  5. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    I can't even come up with a suitable Carl Herrera sample TMZ thread title. I couldn't do him justice. He's already the master of that.

    But maybe in the Hangout,

    Carl Herrera: "Even YOU can attract more clicks to your threads. Learn before others, by clicking HERE."
     
  6. Os Trigonum

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    Yaos should really tweet the President. He's a basketball fan after all, and probably hates the Dubs now that Chicago is out. ;)
     
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    I would love to be able to blame this series on the refs. Please Rockets keep it in single digits so I can point out a couple blatant moving pics on Bogut or mini-touch fouls on Curry. Instead of it having to be me putting my head in my hands after another 30pt drubbing.
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/x6CCMiPTMSs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  9. Hank McDowell

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    You're right. I can't believe I forgot about social media. Thank you for bringing it up. We really need to get the word out on this!
     
  10. Surfguy

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    Watch...Howard will be in foul trouble in the first five minutes probably.

    They need to let these guys play. Refs...get the F out of the way.
     
  11. Carl Herrera

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    One weird trick that will enable the Rockets to beat the Warriors!
     
  12. heypartner

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    Howard Elbow Jumpers ... He's going to run the Bogut High Post

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Secret weapon? Elbow jumpers. <a href="https://t.co/bhyyiqpA67">pic.twitter.com/bhyyiqpA67</a></p>&mdash; Jonathan Feigen (@Jonathan_Feigen) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/721401536341913600">April 16, 2016</a></blockquote>
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  13. Carl Herrera

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    We need some super-natural intervention to pull off a 1-8 series upset. Time to sacrifice some chicken to Jobu.

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  14. peleincubus

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    i think you have read too many click bait articles from the look the title.
     
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    I will agree that the Warriors will get the calls down in crunch time.
     
  16. caneks

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    Isn't Spurs a true dynasty for over a decade already and they will still be in foreseeable future?

    There is nothing in common between Warriors and Rockets. Nothing. Swapping coaches, Rockets will still have no chance. The main problem in Houston is not coaching.
     
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    Playoff basketball comes down to a couple of things:

    1) Making shots when the absolutely matter: I think we can do that. Harden is great in the clutch and we have people who make big shots (Bev, Ariza, Terry, etc.)

    2) The ability to stop the opposing team when it comes down to it: This season, not really but last season, we were pretty good with it so I'll give us the benefit of a doubt.

    3) Coaching: GG I'm OUT!!!
     
  18. peleincubus

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    lolol
     
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    The devolution of humanity is nearly complete when people start to use clickbait headlines as thread titles.

    God help us all.
     
  20. heypartner

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    Ottomaton in the Hangout: "Astronomers Solve Puzzle of Kepler Mega Structure. God Help us All"
     

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