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This is my thread, and it's nasty

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LonghornFan, Feb 12, 2012.

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  1. Thefabman

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    the potentiality of this thread is maximum...checking in lol
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    #21 Thefabman, Feb 12, 2012
  2. ItsMyFault

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    lmao... wow.
     
    #22 ItsMyFault, Feb 12, 2012
  3. rolyat93

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    Just tell your wife to quit talkin S**T
     
    #23 rolyat93, Feb 12, 2012
  4. tmoney1101

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    #24 tmoney1101, Feb 12, 2012
  5. LonghornFan

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    I DON'T NEED REMINDERS!

    JFC, I want to delete this. If she sees this I'll be sleeping in the yard. At least I have a tent and two cots.
     
    #25 LonghornFan, Feb 12, 2012
  6. CJLarson

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    No...I'm sorry...this thread is OURS now.
     
    #26 CJLarson, Feb 12, 2012
  7. LonghornFan

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    Anyways, let's talk about this!

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    It freaks me out.
     
    #27 LonghornFan, Feb 12, 2012
  8. tmoney1101

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    #28 tmoney1101, Feb 12, 2012
  9. apollo33

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    That is pretty hilarious..

    I'd be scarred for life too, surprised your wife didn't murder the dog
     
    #29 apollo33, Feb 12, 2012
  10. mylilpony

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    I had a roommate brown eye me out of the shower fart and a little turd landed on my homework. It sounds too crazy that when I tell people they don't believe me. But that moment is etched in my brain. Frame by frame.
     
    #30 mylilpony, Feb 12, 2012
  11. LonghornFan

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    We are not allowed to go upstairs to the bedroom. I don't think she enjoyed my humor nor my actions today while revisiting the scene and sounds, and the music didn't help. She was also not amused when I brought home brownies from Whole Foods.
     
    #31 LonghornFan, Feb 12, 2012
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  12. Mr. Brightside

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    You should create an entry in Urban Dictionary for this under the term Longhorned.
     
    #32 Mr. Brightside, Feb 12, 2012
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  13. peleincubus

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    I will tell friends this story.
     
    #33 peleincubus, Feb 12, 2012
  14. Uprising

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    Reserving my spot in here. Couldn't stop laughing.


    I've gone through the same thing, changing their food is one thing. But when changing it to some "healthy" crap......no pun intended....it REALLY gets bad.

    My dogs stained the crap out of our old rug with some jelly like almost bloody colored stool....it was awful....
     
    #34 Uprising, Feb 12, 2012
  15. dmc89

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    RIP LonghornFan's sex life.

    She probably hates the fact that she doesn't have a humiliating enough story to blackmail you with as you have on her now lol.
     
    #35 dmc89, Feb 12, 2012
  16. Stacy's knee

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    cannot compute :(
     
    #36 Stacy's knee, Feb 12, 2012
  17. Yung-T

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    Damn, I can't imagine to ever be in the right mood again after a dog sh!tted on me. This is disgusting and she indeed will be scarred 4 life.

    Do you plan on selling the dog now? I don't imagine that she'll be happy or ever be horny again when he walks around and constantly remembers her of that accident.

    Every time she sees this dog the **** will be burned in her brain for a longer time. I'd definitely sell it or she will go nuts at one random moment.

    And the worst thing, when she goes outside with your dog and he sh!ts somewhere, imagine that she has to maybe collect the turd. How will that play out? Dark times bro.
     
    #37 Yung-T, Feb 12, 2012
  18. DonkeyMagic

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    Time to get rid of her...the wife, not the dog.

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld where Kerry breaks up with her after the toilet backed up in her face
     
    #38 DonkeyMagic, Feb 12, 2012
  19. Convictedstupid

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    #39 Convictedstupid, Feb 12, 2012
  20. rrj_gamz

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    yup....OP's wife must be hot to turn both on at the same time...
     
    #40 rrj_gamz, Feb 12, 2012
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