DO NOT CHANGE YOUR PUPPIES DIET COMPLETELY! YOU JUST DO IT SLOWLY. I learned this last night. I have an 8 month old Boxer, she's a mini, only maybe 36 pounds. A normal female Boxer should be around 60-70 lbs at this age. I changed her food last night to adult Taste of the Wild chow. Expensive but it's SUPPOSED to be a very healthy diet for Boxers. Everything seemed fine, she seemed bored with her puppy food, she ate this stuff up and then went to chew on a deer antler I bought. The wife and I decided we wanted to get nekked and make sperm, errr a baby. 8 months, no luck so far. Anyways, Chaya decided she wanted on the bed. She usually jumps up and we kick her off quickly, as she is kenneled at night, but this time she was too quick. She jumped up, turned around, I guess she aimed and shot a load of "Ya, you shouldn't have changed my diet" onto my wife's face. It also came out with some bass/treble of a 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound. Pretty sure the wife is scarred for life, and besides cleaning up dog mess I also had to clean wife vomit. Pretty fun to do at 2am. I had given the Boxer a little bit of Pepto an hour beforehand as I saw she had the runs in the yard, so the wife had like black spackel looking sharts all over her face, neck, etc. So, with that...you guys have any good pr0n sites? I'm pretty sure our sex life is done.
lol..epic thread. Reminds me of the mishap of some dude who on accident got shyt on his sleeve while wiping his ass at work.
reminds me of this. nsfw <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BBgzRk4YPs0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Did not happen, and I am now banished from the bedroom and stuck in the office tonight since the dog still has issues. I also had to clean up the guest bedrooms, one of which I will be sleeping in as she used both as her personal back yard today too. Windows are open, and go figure it has to be almost freezing for the first time this year. I shall just sit in here and drink, wait for pr0n links and be scarred for life. I'm not even sure why I posted this nasty ****, I just felt the need to tell someone. Not family or friends, at least you people don't know me IRL. I HAD TO GET IT OUT. It was just too awesome/sickening/DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN AND I SAW IT/ etc.
It's the phone, bra. The TV is 72". Fake logs and stuff, unlike the real ones last night. I Youtubed "Water Runs Dry" by Boyz to Men for the wife today. That did not help one bit.
