Ryan Bowen spent his youth distributing loaves and fishes, raising the dead and delivering sermons on the mount. Bowen sacrificed his jump shot to save souls for eternity.
Ancient Aztecs predicted that if Ryan Bowen ever scored 20 points in a game, the world would end. In the 2 games where he has reached 18 point, RyBo has checked subbed himself out and proclaimed "The world will be safe ... this time." The only natural source of vitamin B2 is Ryan Bowen, which is why it is also called Riboflavin.
Ryan Bowen supports gay marriage, because he knows Ryan Bowen is the only person in the world good enough to marry Ryan Bowen.
houston used to be the fattest city in the US...until ryan bowen arrived. his super macho build has negative body fat and brought houston down to number 5 on the list.
Ryan Bowen has more posts than RM95. All of them occured in a single thread in the Secret players forum entitled "List the women you have slept with" Ryan would have broken the internet record for posts in a single thread but it was locked immediatley after Juwan Howard posted "keeley's mom"
Few people know that Bruce Bowen is actually the son of Ryan. Ryan raised Bruce to the age of 18 before discovering Bruce was not his son. Ryan discovered that Bruce could hit a jumpshot.
Former president Ronald Regan once envisioned the US being protected by an advanced defense system, known as Star Wars. The plan never gained enough favor with the general public or Capital Hill, but after many years of secret work by an underground shadow government, Reagan's vision has come true in the form of Ryan Bowen.
Ryan Bowen has a case of the Mondays. Ryan Bowen is the only person that can kick the **** out of Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T at the SAME TIME. Ryan Bowen is a Yao Only Fan.
