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Think Outside the Box

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Aug 16, 2004.

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  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Maybe this is one of those bachelor party buses, so you get on, bang the young girl, drink with the buddie, and as for the old lady, well, let that hag pick you up at the strip club around 4am so you don't DWI.
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  2. Toast

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    Flick 'em all off on your way to the whorehouse.
     
  3. francis 4 prez

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    let the hottie in, place the car in neutral, do it with hottie while the old lady and friend push your car home.

    now you've done it with a hottie, used your time efficiently and given some nice people some exercise. win-win situation.
     
  4. Baqui99

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    I think we have a winner. :D
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Very nice Baqui, plus you could charge the friend and grandma for the peep show.
     
  6. PhiSlammaJamma

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    oops. Good job Francis.
     
  7. Preston27

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    Couldn't have been Baqui, no mention of pooper.:D
     
  8. rimbaud

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    A few times a week.
     
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    tell my old buddy to pick up some beers in my car and meet me back at the bus stop, where the old lady will be capturing one of the greatest porno's ever called "bust op," the energy will keep the old lady's mind off the weather and also keep her blood flowing, then when my buddy gets back, i'll tell the hottie to drive the old lady home - cuz then i'll for sure see her again as she needs to return the car -- and my old friend and I getta crack open some cold ones waiting for the bus.
     
  10. thadeus

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    Electrocute an aardvark, create a bust of Rulon Gardner from toenail clippings, drink puddle water.
     
  11. francis 4 prez

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    that's more like inside the insane asylum than outside the box.
     

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