Things your wife/Sig. Other has said to you during Football games

you funny

 

"Answer the phone!!"

 

"What do you want, again, I'm texting. "

"Here is your turkey leg."

 

"I don't like football."

 

My mom: "I like the way the gold and black on their uniforms look."
My girlfriend: "Yea, I'm not a big fan of that blue because it's obnoxious. [Directed toward me, a Colts fan] No offense."

 

Man... and I thought I had a problem because my wife wanted to watch the game, not answer the freakin' phone! Guess I'm a lucky guy.

 

"???? ????? ???? ?????,??????" Followed by "?????,?????? ?????????!!!"
I'm sure it was important but I've mastered "tunning her out" during any sporting event.

 

On the onside kick..

Gf: "wow that was bad kick, it didn't even go pass the 70"

Me: "that statement failed so hard it gave me a boner"

Gf: "wow that's disgusting BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Me: *turns up the volume*

 

Made my girl take a football quiz before I would even think about tying the knot.

 

Been married almost 4 years and discovered for the first time last night, that the wife "always" enjoys watching the Super Bowl (funny, I don't remember her watching last year's game). She mainly got confused with the concept of a drive and thought that every time that either team got a first down, that it was a touchdown. I had to explain to her and my daughter that going from goaline to goaline, it is 100 yards. Also, when she saw the Colts at their own 15, she thought they were getting ready to score a TD. I think she thought this because she could see the end zone but not realizing that it was in the opposite direction.

But by far the funniest thing was near the end of the game when the Saints had a personal foul penalty called on them for a late hit. She along with me and our daughter were all rooting for the Saints but she says, "Hey honey, why do they do that? They are not being NICE!!" After checking my hearing to actually understand that she really said that, I said, "Well, they get a little excited and out of control sometimes." But there for a minute, I thought she was going to start rooting for the Colts all because of a personal foul penalty against the Saints, LOL.

 

I didn't realize so many Clutchfans had mentally handicapped significant others.

 

my gf fell asleep

then i woke her up laughing @ mannings interception

 

'untie me and let me out of the closet'

 

When people are going to make up responses to this thread to get laughs, I prefer they go all out like Landlord just did.

 

"If the Saints send everybody to sack Peyton Manning, he's just going to pass to that Dallas Clark guy for a first down. They're not going to do that, right? They'll lose for sure..."

 

My Sig. Other is pretty knowledgeable. Not completely, but pretty good. Best thing last night:

Her - "Hey, what's Bush's first name?"

Me- "Duh, Reggie. He's the guy everyone thought the Texans should have drafted, but they were wrong..."

Her - "His name is Vagine Bush, that's awesome..."

Me - "You knew what his name was...."


She set me up....lol.

 

After the Colts went up 10-0.....the saints need to score on this drive or it's going to get ugly......