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Things you wish you never heard...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohen, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    All ketchup has insects in it! Get out the microscope and check for yourself! You will find them fast.

    How many insects did you have for breakfast this morning? The answer may surprise you! Despite advances in pest control technology, it is still not possible to exclude all insects from our food supply. Most agricultural products are already contaminated with insects (or insect products) when they are harvested, and still more gain access during storage.
    The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) has adopted Grade Standards designed to protect American consumers from inferior agricultural products. The standards set legal limits for spoilage or contamination due to insects and other agents. The highest grade is "U.S. No. 1".

    In order to qualify as U.S. No. 1 Grade, the commodities listed below cannot exceed the following limits of contamination:

    Ketchup -- 30 fruit fly eggs per 100 grams
    Canned corn -- 2 insect larvae per 100 grams
    Blueberries -- 2 maggots per 100 berries
    Peanut butter -- 50 insect fragments per 100 grams
    Curry powder -- 100 insect fragments per 100 grams
    Wheat -- 1% of grains infested
    Sesame seed -- 5% of seeds infested
    Coffee -- 10% of beans infested

    Have some more ketchup with your fries!

    http://www.cals.ncsu.edu:8050/course/ent425/text18/food.html
     
  2. Cohen

    Cohen Member

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    Two things...

    1) How do they set the limits? I mean, why 30 furit fly eggs instead of 20? :confused:

    2) Theese are the thresholds for 'No. 1 Grade' ; does that mean they can exceed these at will if they don't care about No. 1 Grade? I mean, does anyone here check to see if everything they buy is No 1?
     
  3. Cohen

    Cohen Member

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    I saw it on a local news broadcast. They interviewed an entomologist who discussed how many insects we eat in our food, then I googled (you know, searched the Net ;) ).
     
  4. Lynus302

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    THANK YOU. Christ, I thought I was the only one on this BBS who couldn't stand these guys. Someone was surprised when I said that they sucked.

    I wish I never had to hear the phrase from my roommate, "I'm gonna put some music on." All the guy listens to is crap like Maroon 5 and Creed. My other roommate and I have him pretty well-trained on the Creed stuff, but the poor guy has seriously bad taste in music. He's still my boy and all, but damn....
     
  5. moestavern19

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    it's not just that the music is so god awful, but it's so damn catchy as well and stays stuck in my head for days upon hearing it. :(
     
  6. swilkins

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    Read the Nutrient Facts.
     
  7. Isabel

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    You have no choice. Cause it won't say goodbye anymore. :D
     
  8. rhadamanthus

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    Non-Organic milk is "factory produced" via hormone therapy. The cows are injected with hormones to produce extra milk. These hormones were developed by chemical giant Monsanto. Unfortunately, they never quite got the formula right and the "therapy" tend to induce a great deal of pus in the udder of the cow, which not surprisingly, ends up in the milk. The FDA should have stopped it, but a political move by a U.S. representative with a great deal of Monsanto employees in his district forced it through. You can read all the grimy details in The Best Democracy Money Can Buy.

    Drink organic milk.

    edit - found a link (one of many):
    http://www.garynull.com/Documents/GE/GotPus1.htm
     
    #68 rhadamanthus, Dec 9, 2004
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  9. Cohen

    Cohen Member

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  10. rrj_gamz

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    Is that an Adam's Apple?

    or

    Let me get my teeth...

    or

    Give me my wig...
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    You've really been going to the wrong places to meet people.
     
  12. Faos

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    I tend to eat a lot of fried food. I feel that way any bad stuff in there should be killed.

    I also never, ever look into the window at the drive thru. I don't want to know what's going on behind the scenes.
     
  13. Molotov Cocktail

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    "I spent the whole summer having sex with your roommate"

    I can sure pick my girls :mad:
     
  14. Samurai Jack

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    Do you need a new roommate ? :D
     
  15. Molotov Cocktail

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    Lol, it was my roomie from my freshman year at college. Haven't had a roommate since then.
     
  16. Roc Paint

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    There you go with the happy feelings again. What's up bro?
     

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