Things to do with girlfriend

You can both go job hunting, It's free and you might end up employed!!

 

Dude, im 17. As a teenager myself, what kind of question is that????
Go have crazy sex with her!
get some spermicidal rubbers just in case.

Sex, watch movies, sex, smoke a blunt or two, go to a party (followed by sex).
Btw you are not in love with her. I'm so sick of hearing my friends tell their girlfriends "oh baby i love you"

Then again, if it takes you telling her you love her to get in her pants, then do it lol just dont say **** like that in public

Now is the time to ****, get ****ed up, and **** THINGS UP!!
Quote of the year from a friends friend.

 

What if she doesn't shave, and refuses to do so no matter what?

 

Time to find a new girlfriend

 

Make doody sculptures.

 

I've heard better quotes this year, and its only June.

 

put it in her butt. She will love you.

 

Put it in her earhole

 

How in the hell is that erotic?

 

depends.

I guess it does kind of hurt her the first time until you break the ear drum.

 

you're right. i'd put it in her eye

 

Get a job or start selling drugs so you can do fun stuff. Like drugs. The sex idea is a good one too. Poke her in the poop shoot so you don't have little ones running around since you're too lazy to get a job.




kidding about the selling drugs part.

 

how is it not earotic?

 

these are sad, sad times if our teenagers can't think of anything "fun" to do with their high school girlfriends.

now had he asked what things he could do TO his girlfriend, i'd be a little more understanding.

 

Take her to a Comets game. No lie, those are hilarious. I wonder if Latasha Byears is still on the team. She's quite amusing.

 

Nostrils are the new earhole.

 

Sweet! Another reason to post this!

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Apparently TheShooter decided to not take any of our good advice. I found video he posted of he and his gal relaxing this weekend.

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lmfao, im sure that dude is enjoying the view.