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Things That Seem Simple Yet You Cant Do Them

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. DanzelKun

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    ...quit you. :(




    :D
     
  2. MR. MEOWGI

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    Everything. I'm left-handed but right-eye dominant, the whole world is just akward to me. But I can do all that stupid stuff yall can't do.
     
  3. macalu

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    i can't swim.
     
  4. rocketlaunch

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    haha me too
     
  5. Saint Louis

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    Sounds like you just bought the wrong pair of Nikes.
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    Skating, either roller, blade or ice skating.

    I can't do any of it.

    When I was 9 or 10, right after the Galleria opened :eek: , the big thing to do was go ice skating on their rink (I think it was one of maybe two ice skating rinks in Houston at the time).

    I went with my sister. On my 354,867th fall on the ice, a girl came by and skated over the thumb on my right hand and opened a severe cut that required a few stitches. I still have a scar from it.

    I tried roller skating a couple of times after that but never got into it.

    So yeah...if any of you nerds invite me to a skating party, I'll be the dude drinking beer and watching! :D
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    I can't sleep more than 4 hours straight.
     
  8. kaleidosky

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    whistle.

    tread water for more than like 15 seconds

    back float/backstroke

    keep the same form on my bball shot (it's changed from day to day for about 8 or 9 years, no matter how much i practice and try to keep it the same)

    grow taller.
     
  9. rocketsinsider

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    dunk :(

    i can just high enough without the ball but for somereason i can never get that high when i have the ball
     
  10. DanzelKun

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    Is your entire hand above the rim when you jump without the ball? Just high enough to grab the rim definetly isn't quite high enough (my down fall for awhile), you gotta be high enough to get the entire ball over, you probably need the rim to be at your wrist when you jump without the ball. :)
     
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    my wrist is over the rim without the ball, but when i do it with the ball the best i can do is a layup, the highest point i got with the ball was the bottom of the board :eek:
     
  12. JamesC

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    I cant swallow pills and I cant roller skate. I tried a few weeks ago with my cousins and failed miserably.
     
  13. Fletch

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    Sing in tune. Something gets lost between the brain and the vocal cords.
     
  14. Harrisment

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    Quit smoking crack.
     
  15. The_Yoyo

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    Stay away from this board for more than 5 minutes
     
  16. Rasselas

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    Spel check.

    Okay, somewhat more seriously... I can't drive and stay awake. I'm a bad driver. Dangerously bad. Criminally bad. When I lived in California, I had a 60-minute commute from San Francisco to San Jose. I left my apartment around 6 am. I used to fall asleep at the wheel... a lot. I got in 4 accidents in 6 months (only two of them when I was asleep). Incredibly, no one was ever hurt.

    So I moved to New York City, I got rid of my car, and I haven't touched a wheel in years. Now I'm trapped in New York for the rest of my life, as I really hate driving and don't look forward to doing it again.

    (Also, I drink a lot. And I have this weird thing about never, ever driving when drinking--not even one drink. So if I leave New York, I'm worried that I won't be able to integrate driving into my social life.)
     
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  17. Lil Pun

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    Are you talking about those pictures that are a bunch of smaller pictures and you have to look at it a certain way to see what the large picture is like what Willam was looking at in "Mallrats" and it was a sailboat? I can't see those thing either. Anybody have a good website where you can view these and what are they called?
     
  18. Mulder

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    Word. I had a panic attack at my wedding during the first dance. We just kind of went around in circles.
     
  19. rimrocker

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    I have never been able to spin a bball on my finger. I can get make it for a few revolutions then when I try to speed it up again, I end up knocking it off.

    Laundry other than my own. With a wife and 2 daughters, there are just too many colors and types of clothes for me to organize and then you're faced with a huge number of choices on the washer and dryer for things like "delicates." Even when I really try, I've turned a few white things pink and shrunk a few other things.

    Hula-Hoop.
     
  20. gifford1967

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    Wink with my left eye.

    Whistle.
     

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