Things That Make You Laugh When You (Or People) Say or Do Them

Things that make me laugh:

* Teaching my son to mimic Lil' Jon ("Yea-yuh") and say the word "ass." Those are some proud parenting moments. It's always funny to hear him say these things and always will be. I also inexplicably call my son "Youngblood." I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.

* Upon learning that I am American, being asked by my students here in South Auckland, New Zealand if I had been to Compton, or knew 2Pac. I always tell them a) "of course" and b) "sure, he owes me $10."

* People wearing jorts always makes me laugh. The word jorts is funny by itself.

 

The Pakistani guy I work with at Home Depot tole me his name was Syed. The next day he comes in with Osama written on his apron and I was like " Dude, who the **** did that to your apron! Report there ass", and he was like " I did. That's my real name". I couldn't stop laughing.