Things That Make You Laugh When You (Or People) Say or Do Them

When someone writes "go to hell" on a birthday card.

 

Nope.

Don't care about what other people think is funny. I am all for making fun of white people.

Just think its Stupid that somebody would repeatedly quote a copyrighted material out of context and think it's perfectly ok to use in a non-humorous setting.

How about some originality Southern Select?

Call me a ****ing cracker, I really don't care but you're so one dimensional, not living up to your true potential.

Maybe next month you can move on to quoting Huey from the Boondocks nonstop.


Express your own opinion for once, stop trying to portray yourself as somebody else.

 

Oh, that reminds me. Internet fights are funny.

 

I think they are, or else I wouldn't start one every day.

 

Decade old threads getting bumped is pretty amusing.

 

Literally.

Is this something you do for ****'s and giggles now?

You really are attacking people for just about anything, and it's got old.

 

First Part: yeah, probably.

Second Part: no, not just about anything.


Why, are you sick of not being the ball-buster anymore?

 

Your threads are funny too. Unintentionally sometimes, but still funny.

 

the thadeus is ****in funny.

Although I do sometimes long for the thadeus that would just go on random tangents about nonsensical things for paragraphs at a time.

I want to see more of that again.


I'm not funny like I used to be, sure I have some witty remarks here and there still, or maybe I'll whip up a photoshop if the spirit moves me, but lately I've just been preying on people like a mean ass married guy.

I'm just bored, school starts on Monday, that should cure it.

 

not enough "anne hathaway" to go around...?

 

It's fun to change peoples facebooks status to "gay."

 

been snorting milk through our noses have we...?

 

Isn't stuffwhitepeoplelike created by white people? That makes it less offensive...right?

Huey isn't stereotypically funny enough. He should steal some Riley, Gin Rummy, or Ed Wuncler the third material.

 

I assume it is created by white people, but I mean to use that kind of language out of context is a little bit misleading. I wouldn't quote certain lyrics or works of a racially stereotypical nature on this board out of context in threads. Satire is great, I am all for satire... but ugh... I digress I don't know I bother trying to police this board, I'm not even getting paid.

I don't know why it bothers me, I'm just a "dip****" I guess.

I need to chill.

 

It's written by this guy.

 

After someone sneezes, say "God damn you." Shocking, but it's good for a laugh on the unsuspecting sneezer.

 

I laugh when I see the word tinyWang.

 

Do it in the pooper.