People who think Carl Landry is better than Luis Scola and want Scola traded. 2 idiot brothers were trying to tell me that today People who know nothing about the Rockets or basketball in general trying to act like they're always right.
Rich Suburban White Boy, Frosted Bleached-Blonde Tips, I-phone, Visor, White Shades, Ed Hardy Tee, Ford Excursion on 22's, Blasting Lil Wayne, Lip Gloss, Insane Clown Posse decal on the limo tinted back window. KILL. YOUR. SELF.
People who drop their garbage right in front of you and the garbage bin is like a couple of feet away. Stupid careless drivers who's in a rush to get somewhere and drive recklessly. Parents or teenage parents who smoke in front of their babies or young kids.
Part of "Complaints and Grievances," which is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on stage. Finally hit me that there won't be any more specials.
Any news I hear about North Korea and Kim Jong Il. It angers me that he has the same last name as me. I would absolutely kill him if I saw him.
I agree. I stayed up late one summer night watching Complaints and Grievances...I think I woke the whole house up laughing...
People who have their turn signal on but don't turn, causing you to almost have a collision with them because of their stupidity.
People who think the Lakers play great defense in games when their opponents are just missing shots. People who think that clutchfans is newspaper site and trip off of spelling and slang words when you can obviously understand what the poster is posting. Jazz fans enough said. People who think you can trade 6 players for 1. The NBA has max rosters you know. People who think everyone should think like them and if they don't their dumb. UFC I'm still mad at that Lesner Couture paper view Politicians Bankers and Lawyers. Everything Tony Montana said in Scarface is right with about 75% of them. Men who beat their wives and the wives who stay with them. The NBA taking away the illegal defense and replacing it with the defensive 3 second rule. Now you can double a man who doesn’t have the ball.
The F'n machine that ESPN has become. I'm sick of every damn highlight show starting with the freakin Yankees or every other damn game being the Yankees and/or Red Sox. I'm sick of hearing that idiot John Sterling and his home run calls on ESPN all the time, WTF man?!? I'm sick of the stupid ass little names they give things like web gems and walk offs. I'm sick of their dumbass announcers who think I tune in to hear their stupid quips as if they're suddenly part of the news. I'm tired of freakin "ESPN's Peter Gammons reports" or "ESPN's John Clayton reports" at three in the god damn morning about something when we all know that b*stard is asleep somewhere. I'm sick of those aholes doing live shots outside the Forum or whatever hell arena the Fakers play in now just because they have a stupid studio in LA now. Anyways...
Winter. My housemate. Drugs. Women bashers. Stubbing my toe - and knowing I only have myself to blame. Papercuts!! Girls in their 20's who act like their 16.
you must be from the memorial area... no but really, i hate them too. thank god i was never that guy.
Power outage when I'm about to finish a movie on TV leaving me with no choice but to rent the movie just to see the last freaking scene When girls act like they don't like you but they do
Use a fork dude. It's easier and more efficient then a chopstick. Stop trying to fit it. If a spork was available then this of course would be the utensil of choice.
