Well then we are on two different wavelengths. Those horrid "educationconnection.com" commercials with the terrible song. "My computer is fast! Finally! FinallyFast.com!" Pretty much awful commercials in general.
absolutely.. and ahead of time too. not right as you start to change lanes or right as you're in the middle of your turn
- White people who eat asian food with chop sticks. (I'm not impressed) - Rich Lord - People who say, "Let's not put the cart ahead of the horse." (Rich Lord) - People who lie for no reason - Ugly chicks that go to bars and think they are God's gift to men because they have 5 drunk assholes hitting on them. - Hot chicks that go to bars and think they are God's gift to men because they have 5 drunk assholes hitting on them. - David Carr - Denny's
People who have to come up with an original never-before-seen way to spell their child's name. Now, I know this video may offend some people, as their names are probably used, but I find it pretty funny. By one of the greats...NSFW. Spoiler <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ohXn8WKpYaA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ohXn8WKpYaA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Lazy people irresponsible people did I say lazy people? slow ass drivers douche bags stuck up bytches
You know what really grinds my gears.... People who are dumber than me, I consider myself to have a slightly below average IQ. My girlfriend at times not giving me any space, you would think being on the opposite side of the world would help. Guess the cyber sexing isn't doing the job The Rockets losing. David Stern. Overplayed music on the radio. People who think we want to hear them talk on the radio.
People who text me early in the morning asking "What Are you doing"? or "Wassup". All the people who interviewed me for a job and did not hire me. Academic probation College Professors Being Broke
oh godammit! the only reason i use chopsticks is to impress you! what the hell am i going to do with my life now??? ill think twice before i pick up food with wooden sticks bc its actually easier and more comfortable. im sorry in advance if you cant contort your fingers correctly.
people who are the authority on everything. people who haven't mastered the art of casual conversation. people who lie when the truth will do.
People that drive slow in the fast/passing lane. Yes the speed limit may be 55 mph but it's not your duty to block it and enforce it yourself. Rich kids (I've noticed most are white) that try acting like they're ghetto/hood/gangsta i.e a White Escalade emblazoned with Kinkaid stickers blaring Bun B really loudly with 2 kids wearing hats cocked to the side Very obese people sitting next to you in planes (for those who sit in coach/economy class) who need to use the bathroom often Dumb, wealthy, conservative sorority girls/frat boys from Highland Park or North Dallas. In particular, when they brag about how low their GPA is yet how a six-figure plus job is waiting for them after graduation through connections or arguing that Obama needs to be lynched and Texas should secede.
