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Things I've learnt watching Jeremy Lin

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by NotApollo33, Apr 21, 2013.

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  1. NotApollo33

    NotApollo33 Member

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    1. The mouth guard is a Tier 7 weapon with attributes of +5 in Mental Concentration, +3 in Armour and with the special active effect of 'Confusing Opponents and Fans alike if taken out consecutively on three or more possessions'.

    2. Jeremy Lin doesn't put the ball in the basket. The basket moves towards the ball. Its special relativity.
     
  2. Roboman

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    What you said is far too linsane, you need to be put in a Linsylum
     
  3. nono

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    3. There are too many Jeremy Lin threads.
     
  4. dragonz

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    Too much dynasty warriors?
     
  5. Jontro

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    Jeremy Lin is a wizard with over 9000 mana.
     
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    How would I say these threads make me want to jump off a bridge or spontaneously combust in geek speak?
     
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