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They say a man should always dress, for the job he wants...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ClutchCityReturns, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I want this song played at my wedding.
     
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    Don't utter a single word.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Especially because the company is a scam. There is NOTHING "free" about freecreditreport.com
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    And you can get a REAL free credit report from all 3 reporting agencies once a year.
     
  6. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    ... which is why I spend all day every day dressed as Eliza Dushku's sex toy. :)
     
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    :confused: [​IMG]
     
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    Hello? Who's there, I'm talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter... is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee... Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?
     
  9. RunninRaven

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    Die die die my darling. Shut your pretty eyes.
     
  10. Lynus302

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    Ill be seeing you again.
     
  11. distence

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    im a lefty when it comes to masterbation
     
  12. Jeremiah

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    I'm not, sure I get it?
     
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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YWnUmpQhiOw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YWnUmpQhiOw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NItiO8PFBu8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NItiO8PFBu8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  16. BigTex

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    don't forget
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  17. IROC it

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    The answer is:

    ...not the job he has.
     
  18. RocketsMac

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    stop dissing my freecreditreport dot com commercials, they're the best out there..

    now I admit, the one with his "dream girl" living in her parents basement is pretty r****ded and annoys me a lot, but the pirate one is just great.. the tune, the lyrics, the literary merit which this mini song exhibits :)

    no seriously, the Eff arr Eee Eee that spells Free commercial and the dress for the job he wants commercial are just great.. I actually memorized both of them and I sing them frequently .. better than 99% of what you hear on KRBE and 104.9 these days .. :D
     
  19. RocketsMac

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    They say a man should always dress
    for the job he wants
    so why am I dressed up like a pirate
    in this restaurant.
    It’s all because some hacker
    stole my identity.
    Now I’m in here every evening
    serving chowder and iced tea.
    Should have gone to freeeeeecredit
    report dot com (yeehaa!)
    I could have seen this coming at me
    like an atom bomb.
    They monitor your credit
    and send you email alerts.
    So you don’t end up selling fish
    to tourists in t-shirts.


    Well I was shopping for a new car
    Which one's me
    A cool convertible or an SUV
    Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack
    cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
    f-r-e-e that spells free
    credit report dot com baby
    Saw their ads on my tv
    Thought about going but was too lazy
    Now instead of looking fly and rolling phat
    my legs are sticking to the vinyl
    and my posse's getting laughed at
    f-r-e-e that spells free
    credit report dot com baby

    :eek:
     
  20. Lynus302

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    I have a fairly large Star Wars figure collection, and yet you're a bigger dork than I am.
     

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