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  1. codell

    codell Contributing Member

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    ...."bad" naked.

    http://www.kcbd.com/story/17367657/nude-maid-service-may-be-against-the-law

    Nude maid service may be against the law



    LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) -

    There are plenty of services available to help you clean your house, but this cleaning service offers a reason for the homeowner to stay and watch.

    Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service has been in business for nearly a month, operating in and around the hub city. They're like any other maid service, except that these girls will take their clothes off, all of their clothes off, if clients request

    The owner, Melissa Borrett, tells us she started the business after struggling to make ends meet.

    "As a single mother, I had been working a variety of different jobs, including waitressing out at the strip club. I was having to answer to a lot of people," Borrett said.

    So she thought, why not clean people's houses while they scope out the eye candy? Some of the maids' outfits will make your jaw drop, and if a client doesn't want them in lingerie, their business website says they will clean nude or topless.

    "To book one maid it is $100 dollars an hour. To book two maids it's $150 an hour," Borrett said.

    Star is one of the maids who entertains while vacuuming or wiping down a counter. She didn't want to interview with us on camera, but she says she's not ashamed. As for safety? She says she's not worried.

    "We have security who travels with my workers to all their appointments," Borrett said.

    Borrett says this business is not a joke and they really do clean. Their website clearly states that they do not exchange sexual services for money.

    "We have a very strict no touching policy. There is definitely nothing illegal going on, we really clean houses," she said.

    Lubbock Police Sergeant Jonathan Stewart disagrees. He says this is considered a sexually oriented business, and that requires a permit to operate in the city limits. Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service does not have one, so Stewart says they cannot operate.

    "Just the fact employees are topless or semi nude in this case - it's just not allowed," Stewart said.

    He says if they continue, they could face a fine.

    "Without a permit would result in a penalty of a $2,000 fine. Each day would result in another penalty," Stewart said.

    However, Borrett says she has nothing to worry about. As far as she's concerned, she says, they are a cleaning service with a fun twist.

    At any rate, business is booming.

    "We've had college students, business people and paramedics. We actually offer a discount to law enforcement," she said.

    The police and Sheriff's Department say if they get a complaint, they will investigate the business. Borrett says if that happens, she will seek legal representation.

    Police say customers won't get in trouble just for using the service.

    Copyright 2012 KCBD. All rights reserved.
     
  2. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Get the permit gurl.
     
  3. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    I answered a craigslist ad and cleaned some dude's house in my underwear for $100 when I was broke in LA.

    I guess this should go into the Art major thread..
     
  4. trueroxfan

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    I wonder how attractive the girls are...

    do you get to choose...

    100 dollars an hour though? I guess it's technically better than the 4 minutes you get for $20 at a strip club...

    Pics or Gtfo? Does that apply here? haha.

    Lubbock needs all the entertainment they can get I guess.
     
  5. Cannonball

    Cannonball Contributing Member

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    My first that was that no, this was "good" naked, but then I watched the video. :(
     
  6. Cannonball

    Cannonball Contributing Member

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    Website: http://www.lubbockfantasymaidservice.com/
     
  7. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    They look so... how do you say... trashy... is that the word? :(
     
  8. cheke64

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    Clicking the link does miracles.
     
  9. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    *looks at maid pics and leaves deeply disappointed* :(
     
  10. Rocket River

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    IF they don't look clean . . . how clean will they get my place???

    Rocket River
    "Uhm, so . . you mean you actually want me to clean something . . . .normally they just want sex . . . " - The Nude Mad
    "For 100$ an hour I better get both!!!" - the Dirty John
     
  11. codell

    codell Contributing Member

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    Not sure which is dirtier; these women or the houses they clean.

    You've been warned. Don't click this. DON'T DO IT!!!!

    You idiot!!! I told you not to do it, but you did it anyway!!! What the **** is wrong with you?!!!!!!!!!???? Why?1?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. stthomsfinest

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    Maid: Ask me when...to take my clothes off.

    Please Olga, noo....

    Now I'm getting reminded of Billy Madison's maid Juanita.

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    "If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits!"
     
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  13. rocketfan83

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    Ya strip clubs in lubbock is not exactly tressures...but $100 up there is like $1000 down here!
     
  14. Cannonball

    Cannonball Contributing Member

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    They'll take the dirt away but leave crabs behind.
     
  15. Kim

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    Absolutely shocked that no one has quoted this yet. :grin:
     
  16. aghast

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    Wait a minute. Doesn't everybody insist that their maids clean au naturel?

    I learned this from Scarface. It's not a sex thing. It's just: How else are you going to know they aren't stealing from you?
     
  17. apollo33

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    wait wait wait wait what, did I read this right

    Are you a guy
     
  18. bladeage

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    gross, not a single one of those women looks like they are worth $100 per hour. even if they were offering sexual favors I wouldn't pay that ****.
     
  19. TdashDUB

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    yeah I wouldn't pay $20 an hour for these women..
     
  20. Aggie2012

    Aggie2012 Contributing Member

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    Damn, they got some fine ass females with some pretty eyes.
    :rolleyes:
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