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The WORST restaurants in Houston

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Davidoff, Jun 8, 2005.

  1. tested911

    tested911 Member

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    He doesnt own Papadeaux's... The papasitas family own that one. Same as Papas seafoud house.. Papas burger.. etc.
     
  2. Harrisment

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    Yep. I'll take any Pappas restaurant over a Fertita joint any day.
     
  3. Hippieloser

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    Well thank God! Now *I* can bash Fertita, too! You Moody-hating, Kemah-owning, Schliterbahn-loving dining empressario!
     
  4. Two Sandwiches

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    The Ryan's in Conroe is great. Love it.


    As for Pancho's, it seems like it goes in one end and out the other in about 2 minutes flat in my case.

    WORDS OF WISDOM:

    Don't ever go to Trader's Village after eating at Pancho's. All that walking could possibly make you fill something, and no, I don't mean a stomach.;)
     
  5. MadMax

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    they do.
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Forgot about Ryan's. That place blows.
     
  7. Blatz

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    The Potato Patch

    The food does not seem very fresh especially the steak. I ordered a steak rare and when they brought it to me it was cooked right but it did not have a red center, it was brown and it had no juice what so ever. I asked them to take it back and they did only to bring me the very same steak with the end cut off and cooked a little longer.

    My friend ordered the Chicken fried chicken and that thing was so thin we weren't sure if there was chicken in it or not. I think they forgot to mash his mash potatoes because it was just a big chunk of potato....and I did not like some guy throwing my dinner rolls at me.


    There's a little seafood place not far from my friends house and I stopped there once. They had stuffed crab on the menu so that's what I ordered. The damn thing was stuffed with Ramen Noodles and nothing else. I don't even think they used the seasoning pack. Who the hell stuffs a crab with ramen noodles? I took one little nibble and left
     
  8. droxford

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    I went to the Potato Patch once. A friend said, "It's really cool - when you want a roll, they throw it to you."
    Me: "uhm...... so?"

    We went. Food sucked. I, too, ordered a steak (medium) that came out very well done (friggin' heathens). The mashed potatoes weren't mashed.

    I haven't been back.
     
  9. JuanValdez

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    Been there too. It more or less sucks.
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Name One restaurant named after a vegetable that has ever been any good.

    They all suck, IMO.
     
  11. slickvik69

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    Taquerias Arandas is good food (large quantities) for dirt cheap.
     
  12. Phillyrocket

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    WORDS OF WISDOM:

    Don't ever go to Traders Village period.

    (Yes I am a disgruntled former employee):D
     
  13. NJRocket

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    i have actually been there....and if you had ever eaten italian in the northeast (NJ/NY in particular), you would probably agree that the italian down here, damians included, is average at best. outside of italian, i think the food down here is great
     
  14. Saint Louis

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    Amen! St. Louis is nothing but bar food and the service is the worst in this country. STL is completely no collar, wife beater. Marriage and ignorance lead me there. I kept the marriage, but managed to finally get the wife to move away. Happiness was seeing STL in my rear view mirror.
     
  15. Drewdog

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    I cant believe nobody mentioned Cafe Express.......

    Also crappy:
    Escalante's
    Berryhill
    Taco Milagro
     
  16. RocketMan Tex

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    Not "average"...just not as dependent on red gravy as NE Italian restaurants. It's all what you are used to.
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Italian food is my least favorite food. Maybe this is why.

    (Although I have eaten Italian in Little Italy, and it was par for the course, also.)
     
  18. thegary

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    i think italian food in the u.s. is overrated. unless you pay high dollar, it's all about the marinara. the northeast has its fair shair of bad italian eateries.
     
  19. A-Train

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    I'm not sure if it's a vegetable, but I've always enjoyed Chili's...
     
  20. NJRocket

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    thats what i mean.......i know several mexican places in NJ and NYC that people swear by...and they are average at best if compared to even the worst tex-mex place in houston
     

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