Hahaha, I love this so much. Clyde is the happiest man on the planet, I think. Everything amuses him.
You guys just need to lay off on Clyde. It's his unusual mannerisms, which make him a character. It's not that he's taking pleasure in misfortune's, I just get the impression that he's smiling during the entire game.
How about his (In Deke voice)"Not in my house, mon" WTF is up with the "Mon"?!?! After every attemp to sound like Deke? He's not Jamaican!!!! Bill: Ooow Mutombo with the block!!! Clyde:"Not in my house, mon" Bill" Uh, Clyde..Deke is not Jamaican. Clyde:Ha ha ha and things are only getting worse for Jamaica and their bobsled team.
I've been waiting for a long time to see a youtube compilation video of all his laughs and lame phrases. It would be of epic proportions.
With the amazing season in the NBA, the streak, the ups and downs.... I think this is my favorite thread of the year. Somebody make the youtube video!
EXACTLY. Beat me to the punch. Oh well... His laugh can be kind of contagious, no matter how inappropriate it is (often times BECAUSE of how inappropriate it is). He seems to laugh at -everything-!
Count how many times CLYDE says: "Yes, he does..." or "Yes, it does..." or "Yes, he did..." followed by the nonsensical "Nothing but NET." even though it hits the rim or backboard. PLEASE BRING CALVIN BACK.
Guys...Clyde is frickin' hilarious. He says stupid things sometimes (ok, a lot) but he's pretty funny in my opinion. Not good quality humor, but the things he says, it's just hilarious. Bill Worrell is always good. I think they should Matt Bullard full time though, and Clyde can just pop in with the occassional gem. ...oh and lol at Yaozer going nuts with the "ha ha ha things are only getting worse for ---" line.
I like how Clyde always has that certain tone at the end of his comments, it's always like "and Thats how we do it! (guhahahaha)
My friends and I tried a "Clyde-ism" drinking game using these and his other gems, including inappropriate laughter. Simple rules - take on drink every time Clyde says a Clyde-ism. Only one of us made it to half-time before passing out. It's even worse than drinking every time David Caruso pauses while speaking or takes off or puts on his sunglasses in CSI: Miami.
CLYDE (in 1996): My mom wanted a new car. (hee hee) so, I axed my teamates. those who saw the commercial thousand of times every game in '96 will remember.
Clyde: "Heh Heh Heh...and THAT'S WHATS called Things Only Getting Worse for Bill........ in this league, today"
