The Ultra-Efficient Random Video Thread

Choking anchor:

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The Japanese take hip-hop and perfect it. Sorta NSFW dancers in body suits which caused some controversy in Japan.

Introducing DJ OZMA!!!!

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How the heck do they do this? Motion capture? That looks like a lot of work.

 

I imagine that those of you that watch FSN have seen this but here it is for the entertainment of those that havent.

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That was too cool. Wonder how they did it?

 

I thought it sounded a little familiar......... Introducing the Chinese Version:

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And then the Korean Version:

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If you thought there's lack of creative in the US music industry......

 

Yes, but the Japanese version included women in see through tops so they win.
DJ Ozma is my new favorite: http://www.dj-ozma.com/

You gotta love dance moves that simulate bjs and doggie style.
Somewhat NSFW

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From the LIVE video site STICKAM.

I'm in love with this woman and her NSFW language:

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Why USC cheerleaders are the best, hands down.

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Spiders On Drugs

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I'm sure the losers were VERY dissappointed they didnt get a chance at THAT




For a different type taste of the same....
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Now that's comedy

 

That rules.

 

Barring any of you having sex with a Powerdancer, this will be THE best 4 minutes and 37 seconds of your day.

NSFW LANGUAGE FOR F**K'S SAKE!!!

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^^^^^ Not ONE comment about the RV salesman? ^^^^^

I thought for sure that would generate one "I spit Mountain Dew all over my keyboard" comment. I guess I underestimated you guys.

 

i cant stop laughing at that video. i watched it twice today already

 

Alright.....


....the part about the flies was ****in' funny. There. I said it. F***. I thought this was the ****in ultra-efficient thread...where no ****in comments were ****in necessary. Are you ****in happy now? Jeesh.




j/k
I had tears flowing during the first part. Whoever threw the towel to that guy in that one scene should have nailed him right in the face. That guy probably lives on high blood pressure pills.