Ahh...just a quote for now: In Kwik-E-Mart... Homer: Give me a pack of peanuts and some of that new German beer they just came out with...ummm...Skittlebrau, that's it. Apu: There is no such beer as Skittlebrau, sir. I think you were dreaming it. Homer: (Thinking) Homer: I see...well then just give me a pack of skittles and some Duff.
Favorite Simpsons Quote - "How many gazeebos do you shemales need anyway?!" or just about anything Ralph says ("Super Nintendo Chalmers") Favorite Simpsons Episode - The crossover they had with The Critic. Favorite Place in Springfield - Simpsons' house. Favorite Simpsons Character(s) - Professor Frink, Bumble Bee Man, Mayor Quimby, Krusty Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy - The one where Scratchy gets crushed by the Moon. Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase - "SKINNER!!!"
Off the top of my head... -Favorite Simpsons Quotes - 1. Bart: It's an ILLLUSSSION! Lisa: No it's not. 2. Lenny: I'm not supposed to get pudding in my eye! -Favorite Simpsons Episode- Last Exit to Springfield, without a doubt. -Favorite Place in Springfield The Simpson household, I guess. -Favorite Simpsons Character(s) Mr. Burns, Lenny and Carl (they count as one.) -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy The Elvis one. -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase High Larious! EDIT: This just in...http://ps2.ign.com/articles/450/450091p1.html
Favorite side character: Sales man gil. Hmmm forbidden donut... Homer:"Ooooooh, they have the internet on computers now!"
Favorite Quote(s): At the Chinese restaurant in Capital City... 1st Worker: Hey, we are all out of "Tonight, you will find a new love" fortune 2nd Worker: (goes to barrel) Uh, go with "Stick with your wife" fortune. "In YOUR face, space coyote!" Favorite Simpsons Episodes: Bart breaks his leg, Gabbo, X-Files Takeoff, Cape Fear takeoff Favorite place in Springfield: Montgomery Burns' mansion Favorite Characters: Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Hibbert Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy: The one in which Poochy was offed Favorite Catchphrase: Nelson's "Har-har"
wow a dylan post, a rare treat indeed. ladies and gentlemen... this is the master of all things simpsons related.
Favorite Simpsons Quote "That's all well and good, but it's not really your idea. Is it Marge?" - Homer "I think he's talking to you." - Homer "Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou." - Chief Wiggum "Thank you President Ford!" - Mr. Burns "You're cooking what for dinner?" - Homer "Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know." - Homer "Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it" - Mark Hammill Marge: That seemed fast. Kang: What are you implying? "Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."" - Homer "It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy." - Milhouse Lisa: Give me your smartest hamster. Clerk: Alrighty. This one writes mysteries under the name J.D. MacGregor. Lisa: How can a hamster writer mysteries? Clerk: Well, first he gets the ending, and then he works backwards. "Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter." - Homer Favorite Simpsons Episode "And Maggie Makes Three" (Where Homer tells the story of Maggie's birth. It's very funny and has a sweet ending. And I'm an old softie). Favorite Place in Springfield SNPP Favorite Simpsons Character(s) Homer, Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, Roger Meyers, Jr., Carl Carlson and Lou the Cop.
Quote: VesceySux stole mine, it was my sig for awhile "young lady in this house we will obey the laws of thermodynamics." Episode: When bart and lisa play hockey. just some epic quotes from homer in this one "two kids fighting for their parents love" and various things like that and chief wiggum letting the prisoners out to see the game wiggum: if i let you out, you have to promise to return snake: uhh, no wiggum: okay well then you have to promise not to commit any more crimes. snake: no wiggum: i'll take that as a yes cape fear would probably be 2nd Place: i guess the house Character: Homer by a mile, then Wiggum (love the lay off the asians line) Itchy and Scratchy: the moon and barbershop of horrors ones are all i can think of right now Catchphrase: mmmmmmmmmm (insert object of homer's affection). mmmmmmmmm pistol whip being the greatest mmmmmm phrase.
More lines: not exactly line for line, but: "My name is Mr. Burns"-homer "What's your first name sir."-mail person "I don't know."-Homer "Alright brain. I don't like you and you don't like me, but let's work together to get out of this and I'll go back to killing you with beer."
I always thought that one went like this: Homer: "Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me." Mail Clerk: "Sure thing, Mr. Burns, just sign right here." Homer: "How do you spell Burns?"
Quote: The whole song that Burns sings. Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest, Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Kill two for matching clogs, See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest. Episode: The film festival. Barny's short film about his alcoholism. Favorite place: West Springfield (Was it three times the size of Texas?) Favorite Character: Ralph - "You're not going to start any fires are you, Ralph?' 'At our house, we call them "uh-ohs!"
What's your... -Favorite Simpsons Quote(s) Ralph's "You bent my wookie" Wolfcastle's (?) "The goggles, they do nothing" Millhouse's "My glasses" and "So this is how it feels like when doves cry" -Favorite Simpsons Episode Krusty's Klown Kollege -Favorite Place in Springfield Wee Monsieur -Favorite Simpsons Character(s) Professor Frink, Todd Flanders -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy The one where Itchy connects the cloning machine to the killing machine. -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase Nelson's "Ha-ha" -Favorite Simpson's situation When Lisa makes Millhouse give Nelson a note that says "Somebody Likes you", and then Nelson seeing Millhouse waving at him.
theres a new xbox game coming out this year called simpsons hit & run. Looks funny/awsome. Fun for kids and adults. Kinda like GTA but with the simpsons. The trailers are up now at the xbox site.
Don't forget about "Smoke Yourself Thin," "Get Confidence, Stupid," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"
I am really disappointed that Mrs. JB didn't mention the best Troy McClure film of them all: The Meat Council Presents: `Meat and You: Partners in Freedom She must be a Grade A moron. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
I found a cool website that lists all of Troy McClure's films: Movies [7F13] Cry Yuma [7F13] Here Comes The Coast Guard [8F01] Preacher With A Shovel (with Dolores Montenegro) [8F03] The Revenge of Abe Lincoln [8F03] The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West [8F14] Calling All Quakers (with Dolores Montenegro) [8F14] Gladys The Groovy Mule [8F14] Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die [9F07] Dial M For Murderousness [9F07] The Erotic Adventures of Hercules [9F20] P is for Psycho [9F20] The President's Neck is Missing! [1F21] The Boatjacking of Supership 79 [1F21] Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms [2F07] Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out [3F15] Muppets Go Medieval (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets) [3F15] The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed [3F15] They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall [3F15] Meet Joe Blow [3F15] Give My Remains to Broadway [3F15] The Verdict Was Mail Fraud [3F15] Leper in the Backfield [3F15] Make-Out King of Montana [3F15] The Electric Gigolo [3F15] The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel [5F11] David Vs. Super Goliath [5F11] Suddenly, Last Supper TV Series [8F07] Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory [8F07] Buck Henderson, Union Buster [8F12] Handle With Care [9F19] The Springfield Squares [1F21] Impulse Buying Network (IBN) [4F12] Christmas Ape (cartoon) [4F12] Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp (cartoon) [4F20] Son of Sanford and Son [4F20] After Mannix TV Specials [8F18] (host) Miss American Girl Pageant [9F07] (host) Carnival of the Stars [3F31] The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular [3F31] (Fox Network Special) Alien Nose Job [3F31] (Fox Network Special) Five Fabulous Weeks of "The Chevy Chase Show" [4F20] The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase I Can't Believe They Invented It! [7F13] The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth [7F14] Eyeball Whitener [8F07] Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover [9F20] The Juice Loosener Educational films [8F22] Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What [8F22] Here Comes The Metric System [8F22] Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly [9F14] 60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims [9F14] Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass [9F14] The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot [2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions [3F03] Meat Council film : Meat And You: Partners in Freedom [3F03] Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun [3F03] Firecrackers: The Silent Killer [3F07] Shoplifters BEWARE [3F07] Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds [3F07] Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness [3F13] Young Jebidiah Springfield [3F15] Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll [2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions Videos [1F05] (Self-Help) Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat (with Brad Goodman) [1F05] (Self-Help) Get Confidence, Stupid! [1F05] (Self-Help) Smoke Yourself Thin [9F05] (DIY) The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair [9F05] (DIY) Dig Your Own Grave and Save [9F05] (DIY) Mothballing Your Battleship Telethons [1F03] Let's Save Tony Orlando's House [1F03] Out With Gout '88 [1F03] Springfield Public Television Telethon Informational films/kiosks [8F03] Ah! Fudge chocolate factory introductory video [8F14] Introductory video to Rancho Relaxo [9F11] Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial [2F15] Pepsi Presents Addition and Subtraction [5F13] Springfield Knowledgeum Introductory Film [5F13] Welcome to Springfield Airport [5F13] Where's Nordstrom?
This thread needs a favorite song category. I'm torn betweed Planet of the Apes, Monorail, and the Burlesque House.
