You know, I was warned by the Kraut, but I think he also told me to go **** myself. That part was in English. I think.
Eat pretzels but don't swallow what I've chewed, then I take out what I've chewed and look at it, and then chew that.
- Waiting to do laundry until I run out of drawers - Constantly staying up too late to watch inane re-runs on TV - Oversleeping every morning so that I have to take a cab in the morning instead of the train to get to work on time - Going on and on to my buddies about how good Rudy from the Cosby show looks in the new Chingy video until someone pointed out how much she looks like one of the guy's wife
Go to the video store to rent a movie. Then rent 2 movies thinking im going to watch them both before they are due back even though i only have one night free. Then not having time to watch both and returning one unwatched.
I second that. Rent from Blockbuster......everytime I go I get a late fee. I hate it. I finally gave up on it and cut my membership card in two. I use the coupons to get rent one get one free, so I spend $6 to rent 2 games, but end up havingto pay around $13 for turning them in late by 5 min to 1hr...I hate it. Procrastinate things, especially stuff for my classes so when it comes time when i must do the work, I have about 3 weeks of homework to do over the course of one night, and I didn't start until around 7pm. (did that last night.....it sucked....currently running on 4hrs of sleep)
Resolve to save money, and then going out to eat 4 nights a week. Eat at the Wendy's near my home even though it often significantly speeds the digestive process Listening to a Clear Channel radio station Try to shape my beard with the clippers on the back of my electric razor Sitting next to my blonde dog when I have black pants on. Wait to do an assignment for school at the last second (guilty of that tonight).
and yet you have the gall to call steve francis stupid? lets see, in the summer, telling my family to wake me up at 10 a.m. because i'm gonna start getting up early now and not sleep until 2. of course, i inevitably fight them off and then wake up at 2. setting my alarm clock on the weekend and thinking i'll get up. procrastinating huge assignments until the night before (i honestly can't remember the last time i didn't do that). bite my fingernails (doing that right now). play at partypoker.com.
You gotta try Netflix. I know some people want to rent their movie fix now, but if you can wait the day to have it mailed to you it is really cool.
I argue with people about things and even though I wrong sometimes I'll still argue as if I was right until the other person/people concur that I was correct even though I was not.
Ya know, on the peeing/spitting thing... I kinda do something similar. When I pee, I like to time it perfectly so that I end just as the toilet is flushing. Peeing into a whirlpool is kinda fun... and also time efficient! The problem is I often mistime the flush. So, after I'm done flushing once... I often have to flush a second time. Makes other people in the bathroom wonder what the heck is wrong with me.
