Try and sneak what I think is my friend's stashed booze, chug it, find out it's actually gasoline, get really sick, chug a pint of milk, and hurl into a roaring fireplace. Ok, so that didn't really happen to me, but there is someone who could have posted this, were he still alive.
Set my clock 7 minutes fast to "fool myself into thinking I'm late." This also gets me an "extra 7 minutes of sleep" when I hit the snooze button each morning.
Drinking from my friend's "spitter" thinking it is my beer. Trust me, that is a mistake I will only make one time.
Smeg. I too do the pistachio thing. it is addicting. -Keep driving my car even though the engine light has been on for almost a month, and I should get it checked -smoke -take too many AP classes - not take a study hall
Procrastinate. Spend hours online doing nothing but blabbering nonsense on a basketball Internet bulletin board. Not dance, even when a pretty girl asks me to.
Die Größe deines Schwanzes ist wahrscheinlich dein größtes Problem. (from a German friend btw; I don't speak it)
I have to "Decharge myself" before opening any doors or pressing elevator buttons due to my electrical charge. I spit into the toilet before peeing. I can't pee now until I spit. I avoid words like phosphorous with the "ph" sound because my mouth was not properly engineered for such words.
Really? This happens to me all the time, too. How do you decharge yourself? You're ph-ucking kidding, right?
