The Grizzlies announcers mentioned the pornstache was so ugly, that Shane should start the game with 1 foul.
LOL did anyone see SportsCenter with a quote of Battier talking about his mustache and how it helps his game. Then they show his stats of 0-0 fg in the first half...for some reason maybe I'm a little buzzed but it was funny to me.
The Shaner? WTF is that? It has to be on the list of worst rocket nicknames of all time. Might even surpass Malik "Bad Man" Badine.
I noticed that one of the women Memphis fans talking to Shane after the game tried to rub the mustache off. She must've thought it was a Sharpie job or something.
You guys don't understand Shane's genious thinking. This is the effect that the shanestache has: Opposing player avg. stats after being guarded by Shane with the Shantestache: Focus: -50% Agility: -10% Shooting% : -23% Passing: -20% Scoring: -10 points
If any of the opposing players have ever been molested as a child, the stache brings back those memories and reduce their effectiveness.
Just thinking the same thing. Then he could sport the long socks (but I draw the line at the short shorts). He's about as athletic as most of those guys.
