The secret mind of females

...is not the answer.

 

I have found that getting them isn't the problem me, it's getting rid of them that's the issue.

 

Gel makes your hair look wet. A lot of other products do that including pomade. It's lame to look like you dabbed on tons of LA Looks.

This is the answer as far as your hair goes --

Spoiler

 

It's the ****oris.

 

perhaps if you had a machine or measure stick that can give indicators of female mindset(period,mood,hormones,in love or not) you may be able to more quickly determine which women are in heat and ready. Then it's easier to turn it on. There is a right place right time element to this.

 

This might very well be the nerdiest thread in clutchfans history and I can't think of anyone better to lead the charge.

 

Or youre just wearing too much hair gel.


Nothing is 100% accurate. If you're looking for that kind of accuracy, then you're wasting your time.

 

Women have two classifications, or 'ladders' and separate men into each. You can fall off the sex ladder and on to the friend ladder, but never vice-versa:

Confidence (projected power) = Sex ladder.
Weakness = Friend ladder.

Men have one ladder.

Please see the link for debunking arguments.

 

I heard their bewbs feel like bags of sand. Is it true?

 

GlenRice's Five Steps to Bagging Chicks:

Step One:

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Step Two:

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Step Three:

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Step Four:

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Step Five:

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gotta be confident, mysterious, cocky-funny, and unpredictable..and no, being well-dressed isnt going to get you anywhere.

 

I think the key to your success will be volume. The more you fail the more opportunities you have to learn so don't get discouraged.

 

The Ladder Theory is correct just follow these three steps:

Step 1:

Attain mass quantities of this:



Step 2:

Treat women thusly:



Step 3:

Profit!!

 

So I'm not confident at all and I will be forever alone.

 

exactly.

 

Exactly.

It also wouldn't hurt if you were a self destructive in some way. Women just love that ****.

 

so contradictory to your sig.

 

The Naked Man. Works two out of three times.

 

Just be a nice guy. Always offer to hold her books. Make her a mixtape. Talk to her about your true feelings. Braid her hair while you watch Fame. Always tell her how awesome she is.

hahahaha.


Sorry, couldn't keep that up without laughing.