The Scoundrel's Guide to Womanizing: Buy Her Dinner or Drinks?

With bother with drinks? Just invite the girl over for a roll in your sack. Date #3, Candy, might even appreciate the directness.

 

"Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers."

 

slump-buster came through in the clutch this past weekend!

now let us never speak of her again.

 

one word:

Cocaine.

 

I hear it is a hell of a drug

Rocket River

 

Which is fine for about a half hour if you chain smoke five cigarettes after you do it...

Then what? Then you look weird because Mr. Social has been reduced to sitting on a couch enduring a crash. Bad idea to do powder by itself.


And this is a guide to womanizing? Why should the guy buy all the drinks in the first place?

 

The author sounds like he's fishing for a slut and is just looking for the cheapest possible way to go where 100 men have gone before. He could save himself time and money by just picking up a hooker. No dinner, no drinks, just money for sex. I mean that's all he really wants anyway, right?

I mean, if all it takes to get a girl into bed on the first date is a few drinks then I'm pretty sure she's too easy for me to want to date. Anybody else of the same mindset?

 

You're the type of guy who would fall in love with Candy.