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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Calmwater, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Calmwater

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    Whut? are you asking, but i think DMorey is a cunning man who disposed his used Rockets while looking for new Rocket Design and try to dump more dead weight on tanking conference teams...

    Whut , whut which team are you asking?

    Of Course thw worst WC Teams Phoenix and SAC... On Phoenix we have Marcus Morris, Luis Scola and (though he didn`t get dumped) Goran Dragic

    On Sac: we have Toney Douglas, Patrick Patterson

    I may have missed some players like the these send to the Knicks preseason, but Knicks are not tanking but it still might bite them in the late playoff as the oldest team.
     
  2. SC1211

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    Awesome thread.
     
  3. ManOnfire

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    What in the hell
     
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    This is going to require some serious deciphering.
     
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    A big boy hey big lady, I know ma ma going pirdy crazy. Baby fat on my back its the chub attack. Slow Motion fo me, Slow motion fo me.
     
  8. liljojo

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    Did you type this in another language and run it through Google translate or something?
     
  9. lakerfan

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    I think he's saying
    "Midget elephants are more interesting than black polar bears?"
     
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  10. Haymitch

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    Do you write for Sports Illustrated?
     
  11. fallenphoenix

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    we need to do something about these people who huff paint before making threads
     
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  12. LosPollosHermanos

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    well...he's no Kupchack.


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  13. JustAGuy

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    In search of a proper magical incantation for victory in this game, which could get us in the playoffs if the Jazz lose, I arrived at google translate. Just as I translated the original English to and from a foreign tongue, I have recited these words forwards and backwards, thus assuring our victory. You're welcome.
    -------------------------------------------

    The Phoenix Suns and hardly worthy competitors, offering the best anything in the way of a challenge to the Houston Rockets, who began the back may be the best player in the NBA, and have a desire to return to the playoffs of fire.
     
  14. J.R.

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    Yes, yes the Rockets do have a good working relationship with the Suns & Kings.

    Cole Aldrich, Hilton Armstrong, Ron Artest, Aaron Brooks, Joey Dorsey, Toney Douglas, Francisco Garcia, (Chuck Hayes), (Luther Head), Bobby Jackson, (Jim Jackson), Carl Landry, Kevin Martin, (Brad Miller), (Cuttino Mobley), Patrick Patterson, Thomas Robinson, Jermaine Taylor, (Mo Taylor), Bonzi Wells, (Justin Williams)

    Suns: Aaron Brooks, Goran Dragic, Marcus Morris, Luis Scola

    Others:
    Bobcats: Jeff Adrien
    Bucks: Sam Dalembert, Ish Smith
    Bulls: Daequan Cook
    Cavs: Shaun Livingston
    Celtics: Courtney Lee, Terrence Williams
    Heat: Shane Battier, Juwan Howard
    Jazz: DeMarre Carroll
    Knicks: Marcus Camby, Steve Novak, James White
    Lakers: Jordan Hill
    Magic: E'Twaun Moore
    Mavericks: Mike James
    Nets: Keith Bogans
    Pacers: Gerald Green
    Raptors: Kyle Lowry, John Lucas III
    Thunder: Derek Fisher, Jeremy Lamb, Hasheem Thabeet
    Timberwolves: Chase Budinger
    Trailblazers: Jared Jeffries
    Warriors: Carl Landry, Scott Machado
    Wizards: Trevor Ariza, Garrett Temple
     
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  15. JustAGuy

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    my last post, wrong thread. oops.
     
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    Whoaohohohok.

    I freaking love threads like this. I mean, what was going on when that was typed up and submitted? Imagine yourself being in a frame of mind where you would be able to sincerely type that up. Do it. Is your face covered in silver spray paint and are you holding an old gym sock? I know I am.
     
  17. joesr

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    no no. He is asking if bears **** in the woods
     
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    I think ive read a couple of his articles there not bad...
     
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    Did you fart?
     
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    Nice!!
     

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