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The "Photoshop The Pain" 2006 Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. JuLiO-R-

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  2. El Toro

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    I want you to get mad!

    I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

    All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

    You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

    So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

    "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
     
  3. magnetik

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    Outstanding everyone. Lots of laughs in this thread.
     
  6. AMS

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    outstanding.
     
  7. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Hey VesceySux, that is pretty damn sweet!
     
  9. Jugdish

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    heh, that poll maybe a little overboard do to all the controversy surrounding the infamous thread about mcgrady's personal life.
     
  11. duluth111222

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    It'd be better to replace that kid's face with Bowen's...
     
  12. Jugdish

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    That was the joke!

    I don't think the "controversy" extended beyond this board.
     
  13. thiagu88

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    nice job rook ;)
     
  14. Jugdish

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    Thanks--I've actually been reading this board for years.

    Sadly, I just noticed a "Clutch" I missed (should be "Crutch"). :(
     
  15. durvasa

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    That was awesome. Kind of reminds me of an Onion version of ClutchFans.
     
  16. Lil Lee

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    the ones with ryan bowen are classic. hahaha. whatta joke
     
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    ROFL @ the "Frahm should play 52 minutes a night" post on the boards


    Goodwork man!
     
  18. Mav-Hater

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    Why do you guys always pick on me? Just read my highlights. You all are going to be sorry next year when I come off the bench and catch a pass and convert. I have retained the services of Jerry Rice to help me with my hands. I met him on the set of an upcoming Jocks Vs. Joes where they use an active player (I was honored. Don't tell, but Coach had me scouting for help for the ROX figuring if they could score on the Germanator, they are NBA ready). I almost beat Steve form Lower Missionary Catholic school in Detroit (Damn he was good for 12 years old. I felt he had an unfair advantage because he didn't have to dribble because of his wheelchair). The two adults were super good as they both waxed my a$$ (look for those guys to get a 3 year ROX contract after the episode as I highly recommended them to coach). As soon as Jerry is through with Dancing with the Stars III, he is going to teach me ball handling. (I tried to get a former NBA players to help but they were all busy). I also have to get through with my summer commitments before I can work with Jerry. I have to clean coach's pool, mow the grass, and do a private dance for coach (I am not sure why he enjoys that so much. Where did you guys get the video of me? I never knew coach was recording)

    Once I can catch, I am going to be able to almost triple my scoring output. You'll all be sorry. The "Bowenator " is coming at all of you hard and you will all be begging the ROX to resign me as I jump up to 3 points per 48 minutes. Mom, thanks for coming to my defense by posting my career highlight or was that you coach. If it was coach, I'll be over at 11 for the dance. Can we do a different song tonight? I am really getting tired of Elton John's "Tiny Dancer".
     
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    i just downloaded photoshop but i have no idea of how to start using it i can put up a link for everyone to download it if we are allowed to do that
     
  20. AMS

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    umm thtas illegal
    u can get urself and this board in ****loads of trouble,

    and if u dont have photoshop, u can always dload GIMP, which is the opensource (FREE) version of it.

    not as good, but its free
     

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