Never climaxed from intercourse? It takes you 20 minutes to do it yourself? Man I think you have some issues down there. WTF is your penis numb?
even the Bambino struck out in his prime buddy.... WHY we have gone 4 pages without a this reference is beyond me, so I will grace our presence with the ingenious that is seinfeld. really, I could of just quoted the whole episode, but screw it:
I don't cook. I don't clean. I'm not funny. And I don't take out the trash. Why else would I still be married after 6 years? It's not my landscaping skills.
We have something in common. See if you can make 3 months shy of 30 years. If that doesn't speak to my powers, nothing will!
I bat 100% (well, 99.5%... honesty is a good quality, I've heard... batted 100% tonight!), I cook, and I take out the trash. The rest I pay for.
Thats why the term "slut" should not have all the negative stigma attached to it. Sluts show they at least like the act and get pleasurable feelings out of it. Part of it is men needing to be willing and able to go the extra lengths, sure. But sorry, men can only get so much blame for the inequalities... Women need to SPEAK UP and start helping their man, tell them what to do and where to go down there! None of this "he needs to 'read' me and figure me out" crap. Some women just plain dont know or sadly just can't get an o...but there's a number of women who plain dont HELP out matters for themselves. Women make less and orgasm less, but they outlive men in the end, so I guess there's always a balance to things
Men have a much, much easier time having an orgasm. It's all mechanical, put enough friction on the penis and you're done. Many women can't have orgasms through intercourse. Some can have it all the time, some have to really be in the right mood. Most can get it through ****oral stimulation (oral sex or manual stimulation), but some can't have an orgasm at all. And whereas the vast majority of men can learn how to come during puberty, most women need a little time before their bodies catch up to their drive, into their mid to late 20's. This is old news to anybody that's listened to the Loveline radio show. They talk about this kind of stuff a lot and it's been true for many women I've spoken with. Edit: Hmm. I guess we can't say c-l-i-t on the board. I'm not sure why. ****oris is a medical term. It would be the same as not being able to say penis.
I think it's psychological. Sometimes can get off in as little as five minutes by self, but just am unable to fire it off in the presence of another. It works fine and feels great during the act, just doesn't, well, you know... May have just accidentally trained it to only respond to one method of stimulation from a decade of excessive masturbation.
WTF is up with Manny, R2K, and moe? Man, this bbs has really taken an odd turn the last week or two. In a good (and entertaining) way. Only thing that's missing is a classic Fatty drunken thread that deteriorates into posters challenging other posters to fights. Oh well, it's almost the weekend. We can only hope and pray that a good one is right around the corner. Oh yeah, if you angle your pee-pee up and make it rub the upper vaginal wall as you're having intercourse, you can hit the g-spot and get her off. Have a nice weekend.
