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[The Onion]Tmac exposed

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by WhoMikeJames, Mar 30, 2008.

  1. Will

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    The Onion has taken a fall lately. In their defense, it's hard to stay funny that long.
     
  2. Uprising

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    I feel the same way. It's not even funny to begin with, and wouldn't be funny even if they had made it for the guy who fits the situation better....Kobe.
     
  3. BrooksBall

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    Inappropriate. Thread should be removed.
     
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    Or how about we just stop reading it?
     
  5. Mr. Dominant

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    WTF?! THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG . . just so immature . . the onion is so pathetic . . this just can't be true.
     
  6. CHAD444

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    lol.......its not :eek:
     
  7. stipendlax

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    Hahahaha... ahh, that's good.
     
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    Just imagine if this was true... *shudders*
     
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    I smell Sina Exclusive...
     
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    I would be more disturbed if the article was about Rick Adelman. XD
     
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    I usually find the the union's stuff pretty funny and almost always creative but this was weak and not because it is about a Rocket. It was something that pretty much any man could think of in a few seconds.
     
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    Not offended, but not funny.

    Their news videos though, are hilarious.
     
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    I would die trying to think about it. Only the strong-minded prevail.
     
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    You should know.
     
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    The author may love Tracy for his sexy eyes. :D
     
  17. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    O'Neal also added that he did not feel threatened by or feel any animosity toward Nash, who O'Neal believed would not have sufficient mass or power to become a supernova and who would instead cool slowly before degenerating into a white dwarf.

    amazing
     
  19. Dave_78

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    Wow. The Riley/Stern one sucked too IMO.

    Maybe I am just getting old or something but that stuff just seems too juvenile and obvious to be funny without some sort of creative twist added.
     
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    I think I laughed in exactly two spots.

    1) The bit about "churning himself with both hands".

    2) The bit with Carl Landry.
     

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