I feel the same way. It's not even funny to begin with, and wouldn't be funny even if they had made it for the guy who fits the situation better....Kobe.
WTF?! THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG . . just so immature . . the onion is so pathetic . . this just can't be true.
I usually find the the union's stuff pretty funny and almost always creative but this was weak and not because it is about a Rocket. It was something that pretty much any man could think of in a few seconds.
Any other player I would have laughed my ass off. Gotta see the humor though. They Pat Riley story is even better IMO. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pat_rileys_sexual_bribes_tempt
O'Neal also added that he did not feel threatened by or feel any animosity toward Nash, who O'Neal believed would not have sufficient mass or power to become a supernova and who would instead cool slowly before degenerating into a white dwarf. amazing
Wow. The Riley/Stern one sucked too IMO. Maybe I am just getting old or something but that stuff just seems too juvenile and obvious to be funny without some sort of creative twist added.
I think I laughed in exactly two spots. 1) The bit about "churning himself with both hands". 2) The bit with Carl Landry.