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The Onion Takes on Chinese New Year

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Sishir Chang, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    i'm a tiger.


    grr.
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    ox
     
  3. SamFisher

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    Oh texxx, so young and unversed in the ways of the world. Do I have to take you under my wing? Do you want to be my apprentice?
     
  4. vtkp99

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    every girl i date thinks i was born in the year of the **** :D
     
  5. LonghornFan

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    Biggest

    Letdown

    Ever.



    Although it does say I would get along best with Rooster, Rat and Snake.

    So Fatty, since you're a rat....ummm, like....ummm....what are you, uhhh....doing for lunch and stuff?
     
  6. fadeaway

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    :D :D :D
     
  7. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    <-- rooster
     
  8. bigtexxx

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    Not after you spurned me and backed out of the mountaineering jaunt due to it's "four-figure" cost. Is that a lot of money to you? Please, man.
     
  9. SamFisher

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    Texxx, it is not a question of cost, it is a question of value.

    payng $$$ to be ****ting in a plastic tube that you carry around with yourself =/ value.

    These are the lessons that I will teach you, protege.
     
  10. Sishir Chang

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    Why so sad?

    In Chinese the word fo ox and cattle are the same so you could legitimately say you were born in the year of the Longhorn.
     
  11. Sishir Chang

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    Well every girl I've dated thinks I was born in the year of the HORSE!

    Take that! :p
     
  12. fba34

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    year of the dog here.

    bark like a dog
    arf arf arf arf
    a big dog
    awoof awoof awoof awoof
    hop on one leg
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    Damn, this whole time I thought you were about 14.
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    Well on the internet nobody knows for sure.
     
  15. steddinotayto

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    i have the utmost hatred for dragons...well maybe just my dad and my oldest brother...but my brother in laws are cool....
     
  16. Isabel

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    Rabbit. (technically... like it has anything to do with anything) Ferdinand is supposedly a Tiger, though it doesn't seem to fit the description.
     

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