The "OMG I can't believe I did that last night" thread

Meh. Nothing special has happened recently. Here's an older one for the newbies:


http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=55538&highlight=entertaining

 

I got completely wasted on a certain birthday.

I drank a good amount of Patron shots and beer (apparently, it's a no no).

From what my friends told me, I made out with an ex that I'm not even interested in. I had to text him next day, apologizing for doing that and I wasn't looking for anything with him. I also kicked my sorority sisters out of my parents house(I was still living there) when they got me home safely. I knocked over a reindeer display in the front (It was in winter time). I threw up for first time and my mom/sister had to take care of me because I was soooo wasted. My sis said that I told her that she wasn't my sister and I wanted another sister. I fell int the living room and busted my knee, resulting in a huge bruise that covered the knee cap.

Yeah, I'll never drink that much again.

 

I think i have a diff story for every kinda booze made. My tequila story involved:
1. Jorge's on 6th street
2. many, many tequila shots with my roomie and some dudes in military uniform
3. an altercation in the middle of 6th str with a bunch of guys that accosted my roomie
4. harrassment by austin pd
5. several destroyed pay phones
6. a nap in a drainage ditch on the side of I35
7. a nap in a best western elevator
8. some hitchhiking on I35
9. a rather odd exchange with some gay guy that gave me a ride for a short distance
10. lotsa walking back to San Marcos.
11. listening to some old guy's story of getting stranded in el campo