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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    And then there's the Utah fans.... As opposing players leave the arena, the Utah fans throw things at them, spit at them, curse at them... really nice for a bunch of Mormons. I guess God doesn't care about that stuff.

    Flopton and the Failman will never ...I repeat, NEVER win a ring by using flops, dirty play, and moving picks. And they will never deserve one, either.

    Sloan is probably the worst of all. He trains his team on how to flop... how to fall... he's used moving picks over and over again for years (hey - why don't the refs blow the whistle on moving picks any more?!?!).

    And then they all cry about not getting any calls?!?!?

    They are poop. the lot of 'em. The coach and coaching staff. The players. The fans.... they're all poop. .... worse.... they're hot, steamy poop that gets in the grooves on the underside of my shoe. That's the worst kind of poop.

    -- droxford
     
  2. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    all i know is that the rockets better kick their a$$ come monday. although their record says they're a .500 (13-12) team, the rockets better take them seriously from the get-go. the jazz manhandled the mavs last night and they could easily bring down the rockets if we come out playing poor D like against the hawks.

    could you imagine how berserk and chaotic this board will be if lose monday?

    i wanna see a 20 point blowout for us.

    Rockets, make the Jazz cry to their mommas!!!!!
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    This is a great point and the fundamental reason for all of this hatred toward these ******* jabroni donkey balls suckers!

    I mean it is bad enough that they

    a) use moving picks
    b) flop any time someone is within 5 feet of them
    c) throw elbows whenever the refs aren't looking

    but then they have the colossal gall to complain, b****, and moan to the referees when they don't "get" any calls! Nothing made me laugh more than when last season after we beat their ass, they publicly complained to the media about not "getting" any calls. Hello?? Pot calling kettle black, idiots!

    Jerry Sloan has to be the biggest redneck that I have ever seen. Wait a minute, check that, the second biggest redneck after Karl "Mamoan". And as others have said, John "Flopton" must have some abnormal disorder to want to wear such f*cking tight shorts! I can't stand how that little biotch always has this condescending, smug look on his face after, well, every time a play involves him!

    I truly feel sorry for any human being that gets sent to that team. To me that is the equivalent of getting shipped to Siberia.

    I just wonder how long these jabronis, Mamoan and Flopton, are gonna to hold on and play. They are like damn Jason Voorhies and Michael Myers - they just won't DIE!!!!!!!!!!

    Anyway, it is 4 days before Christmas, on a Saturday afternoon, a little after 4:30 p.m., and

    the Jazzholes still suck and always will!
     
  4. Hiroshikun

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    LETS KEEP IT UP GUYS!
     
  5. PumperX

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    I am going to watch the game on Monday against Jazz. Hope our boys kick their a$$.

    And yes,I hate Jazz!! :mad: :mad:
     
  6. Mr. Mooch

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    The old days need to come back, when whenever Malone touched the ball, everyone yelled flop or flopper.

    If enough fans get in on it, it might be the loudest Rockets game in years.

    Oh, and if the Jazz win at the buzzer, heck if they win period, I can smell BRAWL.

    Or at least fans should run on the court and severely injure them.

    btw, it's not considered encouraging violence, it IS the Jazz afterall.

    Generations to come should always know that if you're a Jazz lover, stay the hell away from Houston!!!
     
  7. Earl Cureton

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    The true Axis of Evil!
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    Here is Mr. Flopton teaching John Jr. how to flop around and wear crotch-tight diapers:
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  8. schwa

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    As the most die hard Jazz fan of all time, I must say a few things.

    It's good to be hated. It means you've been so good for so long that people are sick of losing to you

    I find it hillarious that anyone can hate John Stockton. Stock is everything that is RIGHT with pro sports. He doesn't demand insane contracts, he's loyal to his team and fans, he doesn't take time off with stupid little "injuries" like headaches *cough*. Oh yeah and rumor has it he's pretty good too.

    Finally, you will never win a game shooting from the 3 point line like you did the other night against Minnesota. How about going inside once in a while, Rudy?
     
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    How many championships has your team won, dude? Scoreboard - Rockets 2, Jazzholes 0.

    Wearing short shorts like he does is just *not* right. There are other things as well but this is the worst one of them all.
     
  10. Sonny

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    As much as we hate the Jazz, they have really a great system of playing ball, they just blow away the Memphis which we had trouble with. Maybe we can sign Malone for one year here to teach guys how to use elbows.;)
     
  12. rocketfan83

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    Rockets will run Utah off the court tommorw. Utah is done. I got a feeling to Malone is going to mug Yao tommorw. And will see Rockets come to rally around Yao and get in his face. It also wouldnt surprise me if he tried to rip of Yaos Bracelet. He is the dirtiest player in the league, I suspect something to happen.
     
  13. TECH

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    I haven't seen Stockton play in a long time, but I remember in our Championship years, when EVERYTIME Stockton would drive to the basket, he would do his best contortion body bend to make contact with a player who was not in his way. FOUL! Literally. :mad:
     
  14. youAndMe

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    You all got to respect the fact that they (KM & JS) played hard and smart bb. It is something the youngsters have to learn.
     
  15. Sonny

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    I respect them - they are HOF players - I still hate them though.
     
  16. ZRB

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    Oh Yes! My most anticipated game of the season will be on in less than 19 hours! The Rockets had BETTER WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THE

    HORRIBLE UTAH JAZZ!!!!
     
  17. Timing

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    A j*zz fan in serious denial. Only you would think being the 8th seed is being so good for so long. Get the hell outta here!
     
  18. Uprising

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    wow..alot of hatred here....

    I hate the Jazz....even more than I do the Fakers....
     
  19. Hiroshikun

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    I can't wait to see Yao do

    IN YOUR FACE MALONE!
     
  20. Hiroshikun

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    Oh yeah,
    how about Stevie's
    "Did you see that Stockton?!"
     

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