I could not pass this up. First, as someone mentioned, the Jazz in Utah..Are you kidding me? Anyone seen that movie "Baseketball"? At the beginning of the movie, they mention all the teams being moved around and said that a place where there's no music gets a team named Jazz. Second. Earth to Stockton: the nut hugging shorts of the seventies are over, you illegal set picking, elbow throwing, whiny little punk. I hate you for that game winning shot against the Rockets in '98 conference finals when he nailed that three because Drexler got tackled to the ground. I'm just grateful these f&*%ers never got a ring. Since Oscar winning flopper postal boy and his little friend are getting too old to act on the floor, they will NEVER get a ring in the near future. Last thought. Please give the name back to New Orleans. Utah Multiwifers?
Yes I feel you all when it comes to those freaking flopping Jazz they suck and will never win anything
Time to pull the bleachers out from under the Moron Tallywhacker Choir... Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!
"As for Stockton and Malone, I'd like to lock them up together up in a little room with no windows, a hardwood floor, and a small food pellet dispenser on one wall. I'd like to keep them there for 6 months, with the food pellets being the only source of nourishment... I'd tell them that they would only recieve food pellets by either elbowing each other, or throwing themselves to the floor, hard. I'd also tell them that I was holding them for six months, and that if they wanted to live, then they'd better learn to eat the pellets. Stockton elbows Malone, and Stockton gets a pellet. Malone throws himself on the floor hard enough, and he gets a pellet. Now, Stockton can elbow Malone and get his pellet, and then Malone can beat him up and take his pellet if he wants. That's fine with me; I don't care who eats the pellet, I'll just drop one in whenever I see an elbow thrown or a body drop. But my guess is that they'd try to work together and take turns just throwing themselves on the floor a couple of hundred times a day (the pellets are small)... I think they'd get tired of throwing elbows at each other and throwing themselves to the floor after a while. In fact, my hypothesis would be that once they got out, whenever either of them even thought about throwing an elbow or flopping, they'd be so overwhelmed by a sense of fear and potential loss that they'd start shaking and crying uncontrollably... Operant conditioning at its best." I was laughin' so hard at this one.. .. anyways,, Jazz is no more..
Does anybody remember during our first playoff run toward glory when the when those dirtbags didn't start the shot clock for about 10 seconds? We owned them before and now we own them again. We have two rings and counting, the have none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, can anybody please tell me what superstar is going to want to play there once Flopton and Failman retire? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love it.
I've never been that motivated to post a thread, but this topic is just too good to pass up... As for the Jazz hatred... "They've been doing that for the last 17 years. Time and time again they create foul situations, and the refs call it. We (the coaching staff) used to get furious in my earlier days with Chicago, but we just laugh at it now." - Phil Jackson last year after a loss to the Jazz-
I hate the Jazz more than any team in sports because they're dirty and that short shorts wearin ass Stockton kept us from going on to beat the Bulls in the finals and prove we were better than them and that there was no asterisk on those '94-'95 champ teams. I also HATE them cuz they kept Sir Charles from getting his ring-I really like that guy cuz he's really nice to the fans, funny, and he really loved playin the game of basketball goin all out.
I haaaaate the )($%*#$% jazzz. I wanna shoot them and eat them for dinner. Eat there *()(^^^^ arms and legs and play dice with their balls. )($&%)(*# @)$ #)$ #$)( #)$& )#(*$ #$ you )(***) lickin )()*(*^%^% ***)*&ts.
not yet not yet... I have not had the chance to express my profoud hatred of the floppin Jazzholes! DIE JAZZ DIE!!! hahahaha Flopton and Failman will nevr never never never never never never never never never get a ring. Go to the retirement home and cry till you die. ok, hatred purged you may now close this thread please dont really
It's not just that the jazz flop, it's that they cry and whine about it when the other team gets a legit call, or the refs don't call their flops. I remember Stocktons sneakiness in the playoffs against Cassell, and the evil Jazz score keeper who didn't start the clock at the end of that playoff game, and the jazz got something like eight or thirteen extra seconds. It was one of the worst, most evil things I've ever seen, but luckily the Rockets held on for the victory. The Jazz could only watch as the Rockets went on to win a championship that year.
You know what with all these talks of having a new NBA expansion team and the Hornets moving 2 the "big Easy", I say move The Jazz 2 China & change their name 2 the "SPAZZ" !
Jazz suck, Jazz always suck, Jazz forever will suck..........gotta admit though, great games wen they played us.....they still suck though....
