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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. gwatson86

    gwatson86 Member

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    Mmmm... it's been a long time since I got to fully revel in my hatred for that organization.

    That video makes me wonder, though. You'd think there would be a little more love for Jordan around here after after all the pain he's brought to Utah and it's fans.
     
  2. Pete the Cheat

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    that must be Korver's wine cooler on the table...
     
  3. Noob Cake

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    Attention;

    Order of hate;
    1) Jazz
    2) Utah Jazz
    3) Sloan's Jazz
    4) White Jazz
    5) Jizzholes
    6) Mavs/Lakers
    7) Doesn't really matter
     
  4. SmoothOperator

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    I believe the proper term is b%$^h water.
     
  5. GlenRice

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    every time we make thread like this we end up losing.
     
  6. Landry92

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    I dont think anybody could say he doesnt hate the Utah Azz
    and then calls himself a rocket !!

    i dont why its just an auro about them that really really annoying ..
     
  7. E-Man

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    That clip of the clock not starting is priceless. God I miss Gene and Jim on the raido.

    Yeah, the Utah Azz suck.
     
  8. sks123

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    How many championships did they win again? :D LOL
     
  9. dianap07

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    i shall look no more. i have found my soulmates here in this thread :p
     
  10. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    I'll be there too - Landry jersey. I'll be glad to have some allies in the audience. :cool:
     
  11. dianap07

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    yeppp, even as a young girl (age 12?) in the 90's i knew i had to hate the jazz. No one had to tell me, I'd watch the game and just know they were some shady SOB's. Its in your Houston blood to hate the jazz!!! :mad:
     
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    Jerry Sloan is the father of his b*stard children - Malone, Stockton, and Hornysack.

    Everytime i watched Hornysack slowly wipe his ugly face while shooting his free-throw i would laugh. He wasn't saying hello to his kids. He was sending his "hello" to dear old Sick**** Dad who was up at night jerking off to the tapes.

    They made me sick. Utah still makes me sick.
    I would have been a shoe thrower at J.Stocktons HOF induction.

    The fail man Malone never won a championship, and for that reason alone I still watch the NBA.

    As i take a piss in a urinal- I smile, as i stare at the logo that says SLOAN. :)

    I HATE the UTAH JAZZ !! :mad:
     
  13. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    lol this is awesome.
     
  14. Someguy1229

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    If we don't win tonight, I will punch a baby.
     
  15. fmp087

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    Every time I think of the Jazz I think of Karl Malone, and there is not one NBA/ex-NBA player I hate more than Malone. So yea, my hatred for the Jazz runs deep and I hope that is true for everyone else here.
     
  16. IROC it

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    You meant to say, "742nd!"
     
  17. Untraceable

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    YES! YES! Everyone, let the hate flow thru you....
     
  18. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I'll repeat myself... I hate the j*zz!!!
     
  19. clos4life

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    I don't hate the j*zz...I despise them.
     
  20. Rashmon

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    hate is not a strong enough word for the feeling...

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