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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

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#701 TreeRollins, Mar 24, 2009

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You don't even see that in WNBA, unbelievable.

#702 kevtse, Mar 24, 2009
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txppratt said:

napalm... you speak truth. unfortunately, most of this board will never separate the jazz from mormons... but oh well... can't win them all.

i'm hoping to go to the game tomorrow night - especially after meeting AB0 tonight!
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Wow, congrats on meeting him. He sounds like a G.

I tried to get tickets to tomorrow's game a few weeks ago but they were already sold out. Have fun.

#703 napalm06, Mar 24, 2009
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I ****ING HATE the Jazz.
But I LOVE this thread! It's epic.

#704 parmesh, Mar 24, 2009
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Biggest Wuss in the NBA bar none! That is just an absolute pathetic display from an NBA player. lol

#705 UrlPerlMonroe, Mar 24, 2009
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I hate the Jazz!!!!!!!!!!!

#706 cst_chenchen, Mar 24, 2009
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napalm_black said:

I am Mormon. There is NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING about the Jazz that remotely pertains to Mormonism. Associating that vile, disgusting, hideous, hated team with a way of life that means a lot to me is beyond disturbing.
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Mormons are cool and Mormon chicks are hot and blonde. Never mind what ppl post they'd just playin.

Utah is a beautiful state and they have awesome snowboarding. Aint nothing wrong with that state

Utah Jazz however... are obviously gay

#707 bloop, Mar 24, 2009

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bloop said:

Mormons are cool and Mormon chicks are hot and blonde. Never mind what ppl post they'd just playin.
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honestly, I have only met 1 mormon and she was a rather fat and Mexican. strange huh?

#708 rhino17, Mar 24, 2009
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no one likes Jazz. Jazz is just a group consisting of a dozen of thugs and hobos.

#709 Marcus Bryant, Mar 24, 2009
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Drewdog said:

How many times do I have to post this:

I absolutely hate the Utah Jazz. They will never win a championship EVER.

Karl "my Rogaine will never EVER work" Malone

John "I have no nuts with these pants pulled up so high" Stockton

Its official: We will have a Karl Malone/John Stockton retirement party once those ass clowns finally give up and realize that they cant win a championship running the pick and roll over and over and over again.

Jerry Sloan is such a little whiny looking b*stard.... Hell I cant even stand the damn Jazz waterboy.... he sucks too!!!!
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Amen to that! Carma is a b****!

#710 hmittal, Mar 24, 2009
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BARKLEY HATES THE JAZZ AS WELL!

#711 hmittal, Mar 24, 2009
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I completely agree. I actually went to a Mormon church when I was a kid and I still tell people about how many hot blondes were members.

bloop said:

Mormons are cool and Mormon chicks are hot and blonde. Never mind what ppl post they'd just playin.

Utah is a beautiful state and they have awesome snowboarding. Aint nothing wrong with that state

Utah Jazz however... are obviously gay
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#712 bravo six, Mar 24, 2009
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I merely disliked the Jazz...until Karl Malone's moving knock-down pick of Clyde the Glide, freeing Flopton for his series-winning 3-pointer. People, ya'll know what I'm talkin' 'bout!

The dirtiest team in the NBA, soon to be disbanded.

The refs look at FLopton and Karla and see these family men with houses in the Wasach Mountains (how's my geography?). The refs have been falling for their crap forever. Meanwhile, they see Steve and Cat and think "New Jack City" (a little outdated term, but you know what I mean).

Sloan's comments from last night indicate he needs some perspective, BIG TIME. But I guess he's confused because the refs always go the way of the Jazz.
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Man why are you bringing up that 3 pointer again! It still hurts!

#713 hmittal, Mar 24, 2009

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To whom it may concern:

I DESPISE, ABHOR, HATE, LOATHE THE JAZZ, the organization, the players, the coaches, the fans, the ball boys, the towel boys, the water boys, every last stinkin person!!! I laugh uncontrollably when Malone and Stockton get their asses handed to them!

They came to DC to play the Wiz and I was hell bent on taking some rotten eggs with me to throw at Malone ... but my brother wouldn't let me

I hate them soooooooooooooooooo much, that I don't think I hate the next 5 teams on my list that much combined!!! Even the Dukies!!!

Sincerely,

Rockit
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Normally I don't condone this kind of hate but I have to agree with this assessment!

#714 hmittal, Mar 24, 2009
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I lived in Utah, the state is pretty nice. The non super conservative mormons are good people. Not everyone is a mormon.

Still as a Rocket fan, I hate the j*zz and all their fans.

#715 Noob Cake, Mar 24, 2009
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Southern Utah is amazing country.

Mt Zion and Bryce Canyon National Parks within a few hours of each other... highly recommended vacation spots.

Salt Lake City actually has a very nice downtown area, very clean, very European feel... nice architecture.

I was shown around by a nice Mormon guy, he was very respectful of my religion and we talked more about our similarities than our differences.

That being said, The Utah Jazz are still evil incarnate and Jerry Sloan is the antichrist.

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The original Epic Thread rears it's head again.

#717 Jeremiah, Mar 24, 2009

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What do the Utah Jazz and hookers have in common?

When something big comes along, they both know how to blow it.

#718 theogcasey, Mar 24, 2009

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What do the Utah Jazz and hookers have in common?

When something big comes along, they both know how to blow it.
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No way Jose! I was here FIRST!

#719 Bandwagoner, Mar 24, 2009
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CaseyH said:

No way Jose! I was here FIRST!
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Haha my bad. I just read it on another site and didn't feel like skimming through the first 35 pages.

#720 theogcasey, Mar 24, 2009

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