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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. BrooksBall

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    It's now the gay elves...

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  2. BrooksBall

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    For those with photoshop skills...

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  3. DaveATM

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    I would give everything I own to kick each of them in the nuts once.

    best. investment. ever.
     
  4. BrooksBall

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    a couple more...

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  5. FranchiseBlade

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    Clutch is a great mascott. But if he decided to sneak to Utah, and take out Harpring, Kirilenko, Okur, and any one other Jazz player before getting caught and banned from the league, it would be a tough sacrifice, but one that would in the end make the NBA world a better place.

    That being said, I do like Kosta Koufos because of his name.
     
  6. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    I'd be right behind you if I didn't some of my stuff so much. :p

    I'm going to the Rox-Jazz game on the 24th. Maybe I'll kamikaze... watch for a guy in a Landry jersey as a streak of red out of a sea of blue that kicks Kirilienko in the nuts during the 4th quarter.
     
  7. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    How can anyone be proud to root for this... deep down?
     
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    You know we have not beaten them in the playoffs since this thread was created, maybe it is time that we burn it in effigy?

    This could be the reason for the Rocket's struggles against Utah......blow it up, like the Bartman ball.

    DD
     
  9. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    It's an interesting thought. Although it would be sad to burn it, as an emblem of how deep our hatred for them is rooted.

    People here in Utah try to convince me that we only hate them because they beat us in the playoffs recently, and that we're not worth hating. :D
     
  10. Two Sandwiches

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    I hate the Jazz so much that I almost died when I heard John Stockton's middle name was Houston. :mad:
     
  11. got em COACH

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    okur " i'm a litol princess dancing tall. la la laa la la lal"
     
  12. 9495

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    I hate the Jazz because they deprived everyone the epic battle between the Dream and the Air in the Finals.
     
  13. mic

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    No other name in the NBA makes me cringe more...
     
  14. Al Capone

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    Does anybody have a vid of flopilinko doing a pirouette flop while screaming bloody murder last year? :rolleyes:
     
  15. thegary

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    back in the day after the rockets lost to the jazz in game 6 when karl malone body checked drexler and stockton made that 3... one of my friends wrote a letter to the utah jazz for a school assignment, and ended up getting questioned by the FBI... hahaha... i think he threatened to bomb them
     
  17. acjeitherocket

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    I FUKIN HATE THE JIZZZZZZZZZZ!!! MAY THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. htownfan911

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    i hate the jazz with a passion... that i just cant describe in words... i hate them
     
  19. The_Yoyo

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    two weeks ago my friends (non-rockets) friends and I had a conversation...it went like this

    them: so who is your favorite non-star that was a Rocket?
    me (without missing a beat): Scott Williams

    them: SCOTT WILLIAMS?

    me: yes, if I ever meet Scott Williams I will shake his hand and go, "You Scott Williams are A-OK in my book..Thank You"

    them: SCOTT WILLIAMS?? WHY?

    me: When Scott Williams was on the phoenix suns he did the one thing that seemed impossible. On a simple baseline close out on a jumper shot by Karl Malone he ran into Malone seriously injuring him for the first time in his 18 year career. Not only did that sideline Malone for the majority of the season it also stopped the Lakers from winning the title that year since he was never fully healthy again that season.

    them: man you really hate that guy dont you

    me: yeah


    yeah so F the Jazz
     
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