The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

I hate the jazz more than anybody on this board I promise! I really hope an airplane hits energy solutions arena soon with those idiot fans in it

 

I love Jazz. But I hate THE Jazz like I hate being kicked in the junk with a metal boot. I want every single one of them (in the words of Lance Z) to contract lockjaw and rabies at the same time.

 

Damn! That's some pretty powerful hate there, bud.

 

Not 5 stars? I guess we been infiltrated by jazzholes fans.

 

My Jazz hate is becoming more complex. I am beginning to have hate for things that remind me of the Jazz...The Suns have Giricek...i feel the Hate when i watch the suns. The Jazz are originally from New Orleans...insert inappropriate and insensitive hurricane joke here. Half their team is foreigners...everytime I see a euro with totally faggoty hair...I feel the Hate. more to come...

 

Jeff Otah is an NFL prospect. I hate him because his name sounds like Utah.

 

I just realized the state of Utah looks like a washing machine and/or driar...guess i'm going to be sending all my clothes to the cleaners now...

 

How can a NBA fan not hate the Jazz, there fans and players complain about every call which goes against them. It was great when the Jazz made it to the finals 2 years in a row and lost to the great Bulls Dynasty. It just proves that "cheaters never prosper" and that's what they are.

PREDICTION

ROCKETS IN 6!

 

I hate salt and don't go near lakes. I think Polygamist should do 25 to life. I hate the Denver teams because they are so close.

 

C'mon, don't hate them before the series.
I'll hate them if they beat us again.
I'll love them if they let us advance!
Do not assume we are going to lose, although...

 

seriously...who likes the jazz anyways??

no one in the world!!

 

I hate the Jazz with a passion.

 

Jazz = dirtiest team on earth. on top of that, they probably give refs blow jobs every night to make sure they don't get the calls.

 

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Spot the foul!

 

Whenever I form a mental image of satan/evil/darkside it always ends up looking like Jerry Sloan. completely true.

 

There you go.

 

anyone know what hotel they're staying at? i am 100 percent down for goin and pullin the fire alarm at 3 a.m. The night in jail would b worth it

 

Luke Wilson puts it so eloquently.

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There is no team I hate more than the jazz. The funny thing is, it's not the players I hate anymore. Stockton, Malone, and Horny are all gone. Sure I hate Sloan, but I damn sure respect him too.

It's the organization I hate. It's the State of Utah that I hate. It's those annoying Jazz fans that I hate.

I love Williams and Boozer's games. They are quality players. I used to really like Kirelinko (before he started crying like a baby). I even like Brewer, and feel that he will be a solid player on bothsides of the ball for a very long time in this league.

The Jazz player I hate the most has got to be Harpring. He's dirty (but he's tough, and I have to respect that a little).

Okur and Klover are ferries!