I agree they are the all-ugliest-white-guy team, but Steve Nash's mug is making him damn close to being MVP of the ugliest-white-guy league.
Uh oh. This thread is a personal attack on the Jazz. We hypocritical administrators should probably delete it.
<img src="http://www.planetdiablo.com/diablo/monsters/special/diablo.gif"> AHHHH, YES!! I love the smell of <font color="red"><b>HATRED</b></font> in the morning!!
This is absolutely one of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet. I cannot believe how much anger and ire that a single NBA franchise could invoke. I only wonder (Nuggets fans, please validate), do all other NBA fans hate this single franchise as much as Rockets fans do? Never in my life have I disliked a team more (with the exception of the Seattle Supersonics in the early 90's...we all were on that same boat). As I watched the game last night with my three month old daughter, I began teaching her "The Truth". I explained why we dislike (never teach a child to HATE) the Utah Jazz. I explained the history behind this dislike. And I tried to make some sort of excuse for the Jazz...like they were bullied in junior high so they now feel like they have to be bullies back. But like most bullies, when they are actually bullied around, they usually go crying back to their mommie. After this indepth, My daughter looked me in the eye and smiled. A new generation of Jazz 'dislikers' has been born. Long live Jazz haters!!!
I merely disliked the Jazz...until Karl Malone's moving knock-down pick of Clyde the Glide, freeing Flopton for his series-winning 3-pointer. People, ya'll know what I'm talkin' 'bout! The dirtiest team in the NBA, soon to be disbanded. The refs look at FLopton and Karla and see these family men with houses in the Wasach Mountains (how's my geography?). The refs have been falling for their crap forever. Meanwhile, they see Steve and Cat and think "New Jack City" (a little outdated term, but you know what I mean). Sloan's comments from last night indicate he needs some perspective, BIG TIME. But I guess he's confused because the refs always go the way of the Jazz.
Since I can't convey just how much I hate the Jazzholes, I'll borrow and butcher a quote from Ms. White from the movie Clue: "Yes, I [hate the Jazz]. I hate [them] so much, it.. it.. the ... f... it... flame... flames... on the side of my face... breathing, breathle... heaving breaths... heaving..." Okay, maybe that quote doesn't really explain my extreme hatred for them, but I thought it was appropriate anyway... I guess I'll never be able to fully express my "Carrie"-like rage against Karl "What am I saying to myself at the free throw line?" Malone, John "I look like the main dude from The Thin Red Line" Stockton, Jeff "I like to gross out others by licking my hands and then brushing away my sweaty hair at the free throw line" Hornecek, and Jerry "My insane theory is: Offense wins games, but flopping wins championships" Sloan..
"Yes, I [hate the Jazz]. I hate [them] so much, it.. it.. the ... f... it... flame... flames... on the side of my face... breathing, breathle... heaving breaths... heaving..." ahaahahah i just bought the dvd..."this is war peacock...u cant make an omlette without breaking eggs..." and yes the utah jazz deserve to die scumbags die
Look at all this whining.......it was shocking to the Jazz to get some payback for once. So what do they do cry!! "The tale of the phantom foul calls echoed loud in the Jazz locker room after the game. "Oh yeah, we were killing him," said Karl Malone, asked about all the fouls on Francis. "We were murdering him," Bryon Russell chimed in. "There were two or three times he went up for a shot and wasn't even touched and they called a foul to bail him out," Malone added. Utah second year player DeShawn Stevenson had a dream. "That would be awesome," He said, speaking about getting the kind of calls Steve Francis did. "I guess that's a status thing. That must be what happens when you make the NBA All-Star team. One time John [Stockton] just went past Francis and the ball slipped out of his hands and they called a foul," he said. "He's a talented player," he added. "I guess he's going to get those calls."... http://www.bskball.com/Rumors.shtml
You know what would be freakin' hilarious? We should have a big get together either when they announce their retirement or when the break up the team, complete with banners exclaiming our hatred for the assholes, and mail them hundreds of photographs of the event.
My favorite quote of all-time from an NBA player was when Dirk Nowitzki said: I hate the city of Utah more than any other in the NBA I would die a very happy man if the Spazz or Jazzholes never won an NBA title. I should probably come up with some more venom towards the Jazzholes, but I'll just say this: I hate the f*cking Jazz. They are nothing but a bunch of cheating and sorry-ass f*ckers. F*ck Mamoan and Flopton....they give basketball a bad name...bunch of worthless f*cks!
Fun time with th[color=sky blue]e[/color] Utah Jazz! This week: Look-a-likes galore! John Stockton... ... James Caviezel Karl Malone... ... Lurtz Jeff Hornacek... Jerry Sloan... ... Terrance & Phillip Tune in next week, kids!!
You guys are the biggest losers in the league. I can not believe this crap. You guys deserve to lose so much to the Jazz. I always thought Spurs fans were the worst in the league, guess I was wrong. Or is it a Texas thing?
AHHHHHH!! FRESH MEAT!! The hatred has brought the Spazz fans out of hiding! It is now time for our ultimate triumph! The hate shall continue! It shall flow like a waterfall!! It shall rain down like the boos after a Karl Malone elbow! Enjoy your ASS WHOOPIN' at the hands of the Kings in the playoffs this year! Scoreboard!
Let's see...the Rockets won 2 NBA titles and both times, they had to eliminate the Jazzholes! WOW...isn't that something? You know if the Spazz could have somehow figured out a way to eliminate the Rockets in '94 and '95, they might have won 2 championships. But you know what? Too bad, too sad, Rockets beating Jazz makes Manny glad.
