See? I brought this back in part for the newer members to enjoy. Even the jackholes who quote themselves.
I remember an incident from the playoffs last year that really drove home how whiney the Jazz fans are. It was some bogus call made *against* Chuck Hayes in Utah but before the Jazzhole fans even knew who the call was against, they started the whole "woe is me, refs suck, the Jazzholes aren't treated fairly" shtick. This noticeably loud moan erupted from all the fans before they realized the call was against the Rockets. When your fans are pre-conditioned to whine, b*tch, and moan at every whistle without caring to find out who the call is against then you know your team is filled with assh0les.
What is most shocking is that their are really people that root for that s#!t team. Its just mind blowing you could ever enjoy watching the jazz play and then be happy they won a game. Whenever you feel down just be glad your team is not the jazz.
I hate the Team, the players, the coach, the fans, even the city. Although I have never been there but I have this complex issue about going.
I hate the Jazz, their fans, the city...everything.....but I love to see them get bounced by the rockets in the 1st round....
They are definitely the whiniest, most annoying fans in sports. I think they spend more energy and make more noise booing than actually cheering for their team. There are other good crowds like the Warriors and Kings (and Sonics and Nuggets when their teams are doing well) that actually save their lungs for CHEERING on their team. They don't complain nearly as much.
^^^ To add to that, though, the Jazz fans whining wouldn't bother me (in fact it would just be funny and entertaining) if it didn't work... I HATE THE JAZZ.
If relatively new Rockets fan can get this riled up over it, you know there's something wrong(with the Utah Jazz). *No offense Hayesfan, this has been going on nearly 2 decades.
I hate Carlos Boozer. I hate his forest-like eyebrows. I hate his crying to the refs and even more than that, the refs' tendencies to give him calls after he's been whining. (Although, this logic could be applied to every player who has ever played for the Jazz, they foul early and often and whine early and often and eventually get the benefit of the doubt...sickening). I also hate Boozer's stance at the FT line, how he moves his butt up and down in rhythm. I think he took "annoying free throw stance" lessons from Karl Malone... I hate Boozer's death stares and eye rolling after he misses a shot or gets called for a foul. I hate Harpring because he should be an insurance salesman, I hate Korver because he tries way too hard to capture the pretty boy look, I hate Okur because he just stands out there...all day...and because he looks like this: I hate Kirilenko because crybabies should not be allowed in professional basketball, and because he looks like this creepy booger-eating guy I used to know. The only players on that team I can stomach are the ****ty first/second year guys, and Deron and Millsap to an extent. But I know if we play the Jazz in the first round, I will be full out raging on all of them. DEATH TO THE JAZZ!
finalsbound...you rule!!! Each and every one of your points should hold up well in a court of law! Always remember, you can't spell FU Jazz without F, U and Jazz! I hate the Jazz!!!
