The Official Halloween Costume Thread!

Got me a beige bathrobe, some shades, a white v-neck t-shirt, shorts, and sandals. The hair will be down.

Gonna be this guy:

 

At least you have the syringe. Went to pre-Halloween costume party last weekend and saw two guys in two different Dexter costumes. One had the scar on the cheek. Neither of them had the syringe.

FAIL.

 

Black suit, ski mask, fake gun...

Seriously tho, just a large plastic trash bag with douche written on it.

 

Why would Dexter himself have the scalpel mark on his cheek?

 

Question
Would you get it (by "it", I mean the joke, not that's what she said) if you went to my house and I was dressed up as a ZOMBIE and I said... in my most serious voice: "I like turtles!" ????

I think I have my costume.

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I did that last year.

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The funny thing was that since I live in probably the most liberal neighborhood in my state the bar I was at threatened to ban me because they found it so offensive.

The year before that I went as a Red Guard which I am going to wear to bar I was at last year and see if they threaten to ban me.

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dude i laughed. no one else????

 

i laughed so hard

hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo husbands, hide yo dogs, they're raping errrbody up here!

 

I've decided to be the Situation. I'm getting spray on tan and airbrushed abs tomorrow. The rest is just douchy clothes and a gallon of hair gel.

It's funny that a couple of years ago before Jersey Shore I dressed up as a douchebag with three popped collar pink shirts, Von Dutch hat, fake tan, kissy face, etc... as inspired by the Clutchfans - "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" thread.

Since I don't really watch Jersey Shore, any advice on what is absolutely essential for a Mike "The Situation" costume?

 

The shirt before the shirt.

 

Where ever you are at when the clock strikes 12:10am... you have to sing T-SHIIIIRRRTTTT TTTTTIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!

 

What's the best way to "paint" on clothes? I have a long-sleeve black shirt and would like to do this here: http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/158/3/AAAAAoyM9-8AAAAAAVg-NA.jpg?v=1223023294000

 

Keep showing off your abbs. If you have a beer gut, draw in some abbs with a felt tip pen.

 

I don't have abs so I'm having them professionally painted on tomorrow along with the darkest spray tan possible.

 

saw someone in myerland dressed as forest gump and he was actually jogging, pretty kewl

 

I am going to go as a used piece of toilet paper. :grin:

 

A criminal.

 

a college student studying in his room for an exam on Monday