The Office Season Premiere

I haven't laughed harder in a long time when Michael uttered the words, "Apollo Creed."

 

Andy to Jim, on the phone, "I'm horny."

Jim, "Uhhh..I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that."



Awesome show last night. Had me in tears. Anyone else think they will whittle out the new folks one by one leaving just Andy and Jim's girlfriend?

 

Considering those are the only two that actually have lines each week, then yes... although I'm sure they can keep the others around to make the occasional cameo (like Creed does).

 

I liked the end too.

Sad that Dwight is losing that appeal he had, cause he was one of my favorites...but you're right--for now.

 

i thought Dwight's bit about hating criminals was hysterical, last night.

 

God. That whole bit was funny.

Jim: Jim Halpert.
Andy: I am so horny.
Jim: Okay, I can’t help you with that.
Andy: Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack.
Jim: She is dating Ryan, I think.
Andy: Oh, and I care why?
Jim: She’s high-maintenance.
Andy: Next. How about … (motions toward Angela). Blondes are more fun. C’mon, trust me on that.
Jim: Yeah, trust me, that would be fun for no one.

 

you're right andy is awesome. i think the writers are giving us a break from dwight these last couple weeks because of how heavy they pushed him early in the season. i expect he'll be back big after they get everyone to miss him.

 

Last nites episode was just awesome! Prison Mike had me cracking up the whole time!

 

I liked last nights episode...Slowly, the Samford people are leaving...The only people left are Karen and the mom with the baby in pink, right, well, at least from last ngiht...I think there were abouut 5 in total...

anywho, Prison Mike was funny...so was the first part when Michael said may I...and I though he was going to hold the baby, but went under the desk...lol...Andy is awesome...

 

Close your eyes....picture a convict.
What's he wearing?
[shrugs]
Nothing special, a baseball cap on backward, baggy pants, says something ordinary like "yo that's shizzle."
Ok, now slowly open your eyes again.
Who are you picturing, a black man?
No it was a white woman.
Surprised? Well shame on you.

 

Not enough Dwight in the last episode for my taste, but still good.


Hey, Mom, I’m thirsty! I’m thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts.

 

I thought I was the only one who thought that...

And...

Milk Carton: Todd J. Packer???????

Christmas episode maybe??

 

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"You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball."

 

"smooch smooch"

 

Donde esta Oscar?

 

Apparently he's out for a while based on the "paid vacation" he was given due to the occurences during the Gay Witch Hunt ep. But he'll return to the show after a bit longer from what I've read..

 

Ahh okay, thanks. He was filming the Reno 911 movie I think, but that is probably over now.

 

Ed "Andy" Helms on Conan last week.

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Why are they not showing Office tonight??