The Nationstates ROCKETSTONVILLE Discussion Thread

You can add me to the list as LetBokiPlayLand...here's my sweet flag...

 

drapg: I graciously accept the Secretary of State position.

boomboom: I'll add it when I get home.

Kam: If you want something that looks like a real flag (geometric shapes in your specified colors), I might be able to hook you up this weekend. Anything that requires artistic talent, however, is out of my skill set. If you're interested, send me a telegram through NationStates.

--Langhi @ work

 

if any in the governing authority care, i joined the UN...

 

Deep under cover in Utah... Doesn't seem like much happens here more than once a month... Over the last 175 days, it seems like people just come and go pretty freely. Must be the boredom and the lack of hot chicks... I miss the BBQ and the women of Rocketstonville... and these mandatory Stockton shorty-shorts they hand out at the border crossing are chafing

 

What is the password talk all about?

 

We need a common reply to those invitations to join other regions. Something that shows that we are happy as members of Rocketstonville, and also a United Front, so don't f**k with us!

Any suggestions?

 

Sweet spreadsheet. I shoulda looked at that before I started handing out my endorsements. I'll do some more endorsing later when I'm back in there. Is it safe to assume everyone in Rocketstonville is a bbs member, or not?

I'm the Republic of Blendt Toast, by the way, if you feel the need to update, and I'm not an official UN member.

I don't think we should crash the Utah region until we have enough collective power to smash them in a RP war too. Honestly, if some of you guys actually do that sorta thing, it might be better if y'all do the warrin'. Blendt Toast is really not the best nation of role players. However, I have all sortsa sh!ttalk I can throw at Utah.

 

The Republic of The One-Eyed Moon Fish
"You need a attitude adjustment."


UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Reasonable Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Rocketstonville
The Republic of The One-Eyed Moon Fish is a small, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its cynical population of 8 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, meat-eating is frowned upon, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate. The One-Eyed Moon Fish's national animal is the Moon Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Hybrid.

The One-Eyed Moon Fish is ranked 53rd in the region and 76,878th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

 

Excellent idea.

Please post all suggestions in this thread, with a bold title that says "Proposed Region Invitation Reply"

 

Exxxcellent...

 

Proposed Region Invitation Reply

All your base are belong to us.






Then we should send a contingent out to take over their region for a day.

 

Trying to move to Rocketstonville....what is the password?

EDIT: Never mind.

 

Proposed Region Invitation Reply

Thank you kindly for your invitation to join your region. We are humbled by your offer.
With all due respect, we the citizens of [insert country name here] must respectfully decline your invitation. As a member of the sovereign and benevolent region of Rocketstonville, we have entered into a mutual agreement with other countries in our region for the purpose of joint harmony and self preservation.
Please do not take the declination of your offer as a slight on your country.
Please also be advised that the region of Rocketstonville takes its collective security very seriously. The countries of Rocketstonville have agreed that an armed attack against one or more of them in the region shall be considered an attack against them all, and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognised by article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the party or parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed forces, to restore and maintain the security of Rocketstonville.

Have a pleasant day and may your choice of Higher Power, if any, bless your region and Rocketstonville.

 

Dude, Mulder... you rock!

I love it!

But keep 'em coming. We'll allow entries until midnight tonight. Then vote tomorrow.

 

Law school's paying off after ONE DAY!

I must admit that security portion comes directly from the NATO charter, the rest was all from my sick twisted brain...

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ah hmm, sorry.

 

Mulder


So that is what I should send out to other nations that have asked me to join and by doing so I can expect the full protection of Rocketstonville and all it's members?

 

Not yet, we are asking for submissions as to what the official reply from our member nations should be. Deadline for submissions is midnite. Then we will vote on the official reply.

All hail Rocketstonville, yo!